Released in 2004, “White Chicks” is a comedy film starring Shawn and Marlon Wayans as FBI agents who go undercover as white women in order to protect a witness.

This movie is full of humor and adventure, and is perfect for anyone looking for a light-hearted comedy.

The film was written, produced, and directed by the Wayans brothers, and received mixed reviews from critics.

However, it was a box office success and has since become a cult classic.


I have curated some of the best ‘White Chicks’ movie quotes and captions for you to read and share with others.

White Chicks Quotes

Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powder! ~ Kevin Copeland.

It’s not just a bag! It’s Prada. ~ Kevin Copeland.

Take good care of him, oh, and teach him how to say ‘Yo quiero Taco Bell.’ Okay? ~ Marcus Copeland.


White meat only. ~ Latrell Spencer.

What do you mean ‘broke?’ Like, Martha Stewart broke? Or MC Hammer broke? ~ Heather Vandergeld.

Best White Chicks Quotes

Your mother’s so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something! ~ Heather Vandergeld.


Once you go Black, you’re gonna need a wheelchair. ~ Latrell Spencer.

Your Mother’s So Old That Her Breastmilk Is Powder! ~ Kevin Copeland.

Somebody, throw Shamu back in the ocean. ~ Lisa.


I’m Gonna Have A BF! ~ Kevin Copeland.

Your mother’s a*s is so hairy, it looks like Don King’s about to pop out and say, ‘Only in America!’ ~ Marcus Copeland.

Funny White Chicks Quotes

The White Chicks movie is about two black women who disguise themselves as white women in order to solve a crime. 

I don’t see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer. ~ Marcus Copeland.

Hi, I’m Cellulite Sally, look at my huge ba-donkey. Don’t forget about me. I’m Backfat Betty. Now, who could have said that? Oh, yeah, it’s Tina, the Talking Tummy. I can’t even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig. ~ Lisa.

How Did You Know? I Love This Song! ~ Lattrell Spencer.


You hit like a b*tch! Come on. ~ Marcus Copeland.

First of all, I go to Dr. Dorf, and he totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow. I get off the surgery table looking like freakin’ Shrek. Then I get here, and Mr. Harper makes me feel like I’m some dumb blonde with fake b**bs going to a Hugh Hefner party. ~ Kevin Copeland.

Hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. ~ Marcus Copeland.

Hilarious White Chicks Quotes

Latrell Spencer: Oh, the deception. The betrayal. Man, you deceived me.
Marcus Copeland: Look, man…
Latrell Spencer: Negro, please. Didn’t anyone tell you that this was an all-white party, huh? Someone get this jiggaboo away from me.

I know you hookers don’t think this is over with. ~ Marcus Copeland.

She don’t know it yet, but that’s ‘wifey’ right there. ~ Latrell Spencer.


Yo, hold my poodle! Hold my poodle! ~ Marcus Copeland.

Look, King Kong. Why don’t you take you and your 1980s pick-up lines, climb all the way up to the top of the Empire State Building, beat on your big old monkey chest, and then jump off? Excuse me. ~ Marcus Copeland.

Famous White Chicks Quotes

White Chicks is a movie about two black FBI agents who have to go undercover as white women. The movie is full of jokes and funny moments. It is a great movie to watch with friends.

Oopsie! I had a poopsie! ~ Marcus Copeland.

Triple T-K-A! Time To Totally Kick Ass! ~ Marcus Copeland.


These starving kids in Africa make me so sad. They don’t even have to try to be skinny! ~ Megan Vandergeld.

Don’t hate me ’cause you ain’t me! ~ Russ.

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Plot of White Chicks

White Chicks is a 2004 American comedy film directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans.

The film stars Shawn and Marlon Wayans as FBI agents who go undercover as white women in order to protect a pair of wealthy socialites.

The film’s plot centers on the two agents’ attempts to prevent a kidnapping plot targeting the socialites.

Jason Lee appears as the main villain in a minor role.