Released in 2004, “White Chicks” is a popular comedy film starring Shawn and Marlon Wayans as FBI agents who go undercover as white women in order to protect a witness.
The movie is full of humor and adventure and is perfect for anyone looking for a light-hearted comedy.
I have curated some of the best ‘White Chicks’ movie quotes and sayings for you to enjoy.
White Chicks Quotes
Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powder! ~ Kevin Copeland.
It’s not just a bag! It’s Prada. ~ Kevin Copeland.
Take good care of him, oh, and teach him how to say ‘Yo quiero Taco Bell.’ Okay? ~ Marcus Copeland.
White meat only. ~ Latrell Spencer.
I am so frickin’ pissed. ~ Tiffany Wilson.
What do you mean ‘broke?’ Like, Martha Stewart broke? Or MC Hammer broke? ~ Heather Vandergeld.
Best White Chicks Quotes
Your mother’s so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something! ~ Heather Vandergeld.
Once you go Black, you’re gonna need a wheelchair. ~ Latrell Spencer.
Your Mother’s So Old That Her Breastmilk Is Powder! ~ Kevin Copeland.
Somebody, throw Shamu back in the ocean. ~ Lisa.
I’m Gonna Have A BF! ~ Kevin Copeland.
Your mother’s a*s is so hairy, it looks like Don King’s about to pop out and say, ‘Only in America!’ ~ Marcus Copeland.
Funny White Chicks Quotes
I don’t see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer. ~ Marcus Copeland.
Hi, I’m Cellulite Sally, look at my huge ba-donkey. Don’t forget about me. I’m Backfat Betty. Now, who could have said that? Oh, yeah, it’s Tina, the Talking Tummy. I can’t even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig. ~ Lisa.
How Did You Know? I Love This Song! ~ Lattrell Spencer.
First of all, I go to Dr. Dorf, and he totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow. I get off the surgery table looking like freakin’ Shrek. Then I get here, and Mr. Harper makes me feel like I’m some dumb blonde with fake b**bs going to a Hugh Hefner party. ~ Kevin Copeland.
Hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. ~ Marcus Copeland.
Hilarious White Chicks Quotes
I know you hookers don’t think this is over with. ~ Marcus Copeland.
Latrell Spencer: Oh, the deception. The betrayal. Man, you deceived me.
Marcus Copeland: Look, man…
Latrell Spencer: Negro, please. Didn’t anyone tell you that this was an all-white party, huh? Someone get this jiggaboo away from me.
She don’t know it yet, but that’s ‘wifey’ right there. ~ Latrell Spencer.
Yo, hold my poodle! Hold my poodle! ~ Marcus Copeland.
Look, King Kong. Why don’t you take you and your 1980s pick-up lines, climb all the way up to the top of the Empire State Building, beat on your big old monkey chest, and then jump off? Excuse me. ~ Marcus Copeland.
Famous White Chicks Quotes
Oopsie! I had a poopsie! ~ Marcus Copeland.
Triple T-K-A! Time To Totally Kick Ass! ~ Marcus Copeland.
These starving kids in Africa make me so sad. They don’t even have to try to be skinny! ~ Megan Vandergeld.
Don’t hate me ’cause you ain’t me! ~ Russ.
So these were the 27 quotes from White Chicks movie.