63 Best Harley Quinn Quotes That Are Simply Crazy

Harley Quinn, a character in DC Comics, was created by Paul Dini and Bruce Timm in 1992 as a henchwoman and lover for the Joker in Batman: The Animated Series.

Initially, she was Dr. Harleen Quinzel, a psychiatrist at Gotham City’s Arkham Asylum, who fell in love with her patient, the Joker.

She later joined DC’s Batman comic book canon as a recurring character. Over time, Harley Quinn evolved from the Joker’s sidekick to an independent supervillain, severing her ties with the Joker.

This transformation was notably highlighted in her ongoing series, Harley Quinn, established by Karl Kesel in 2000.

In the 2011 reboot, The New 52, Harley was reintroduced with a darker personality and new look.

However, she returned to a more lighthearted persona in 2013. Harley Quinn is notable for her expert gymnastic skills, unpredictability, immunity to toxins and proficiency in combat.

The character has featured in numerous DC projects, even considered by DC Comics Publisher Jim Lee as the fourth pillar of DC’s publishing line.

Best Harley Quinn Quotes

I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want. ~ Harley Quinn.

You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super criminals. ~ Harley Quinn.

Normal’s a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal! ~ Harley Quinn.


Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you. ~ Harley Quinn.

I’ve made so many mistakes and there’s no one left who believes in me. ~ Harley Quinn.

We can’t change the past, but there’s a difference between moving on and letting go. ~ Harley Quinn.

I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it! ~ Harley Quinn.

I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear. ~ Harley Quinn.

For what it’s worth, you made me want to be a less terrible person. ~ Harley Quinn.

If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad. ~ Harley Quinn.

Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable… ~ Harley Quinn.

If you want boys to respect you, you have to show them that you’re serious. Blow something up. Shoot someone. ~ Harley Quinn.

You didn’t like my show? Well, try this one. It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate.’ It’s a comedy. ~ Harley Quinn.

I dunno about ‘genius,’ but I do got a PhD. ~ Harley Quinn.

Unique Harley Quinn Quotes

Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: the sorrow behind your smile; the love behind your anger; and the reason behind your silence. ~ Harley Quinn.

Somethin’ tells me a whole lotta people are about to die! ~ Harley Quinn.

You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be. ~ Harley Quinn.

You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then. ~ Harley Quinn.


We’re bad guys, it’s what we do. ~ Harley Quinn.

Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death? ~ Harley Quinn.

Nice work, butterfingers, why didn’tcha just turn the batsignal on while you were at it! ~ Harley Quinn.

She can be so cleverly threatening. ~ Harley Quinn.

I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you. ~ Harley Quinn.

Top Harley Quinn Quotes

Because everything she does comes from within; from some dark impulse. I guess that’s what makes her so thrilling to watch. So dangerous. Even perfect at times, but also so damn destructive. ~ Harley Quinn.

I’m known to be quite vexing. I’m just forewarning you. ~ Harley Quinn.

I’m having a BAD DAY! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over or blow me up! All I wanted was a new dress – and I actually paid for it! ~ Harley Quinn.

You got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere! ~ Harley Quinn.

I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dance with mine. ~ Harley Quinn.

The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange ~ Harley Quinn.

Clothing is clearly not Harley’s priority, but in some comic iterations, it’s become a big factor in her life. ~ Harley Quinn.

I found the Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming – and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me. ~ Harley Quinn.

Famous Harley Quinn Quotes

I may be twisted but at least I make it interesting. ~ Harley Quinn.

It soon became clear to me the Joker was actually a tortured soul. Yes, I admit it. As unprofessional as it sounds, I had fallen in love with my patient. Pretty crazy huh? ~ Harley Quinn.

When I was around, she couldn’t even find her face in the mirror. It’s as if something was holding her back. ~ Harley Quinn.


I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way. ~ Harley Quinn.

Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out. ~ Harley Quinn.

Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger. ~ Harley Quinn.

I’ll burn the world just to see the fire in your eyes! ~ Harley Quinn.

I just wanna say, if there was no batman, there’d be no joker, and I’d have never met my puddin’. So, thanks Batman. ~ Harley Quinn.

I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day. ~ Harley Quinn.

They’ve got Hello Kitty on them. They’re fashionable. ~ Harley Quinn.

You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to settle down with her lovin’ sweetheart. ~ Harley Quinn.

That so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile. ~ Harley Quinn.

You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps. ~ Harley Quinn.

Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for. ~ Harley Quinn.

I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome. ~ Harley Quinn.

Number one, no one is like me. ~ Harley Quinn.

If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my shit. ~ Harley Quinn.

My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls. ~ Harley Quinn.

What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it’s the voices. Ahaha, I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said. ~ Harley Quinn.

Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy. ~ Harley Quinn.

Why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her? ~ Harley Quinn.

You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral. ~ Harley Quinn.

Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power. ~ Harley Quinn.

I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right? ~ Harley Quinn.

Short Harley Quinn Quotes

I tried to play by the rules, but no! They wouldn’t let me go straight! Society is to blame! ~ Harley Quinn.

We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mister J. ~ Harley Quinn.

You can’t kill me without becoming like me. I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me. ~ Harley Quinn.

Childhood is when you idolize Batman, adulthood is when you realize that the Joker makes more sense. ~ Harley Quinn.


Self-awareness comes in all forms. ~ Harley Quinn.

Don’t get me wrong, my pudding’s a little rough, but he loves me, really. ~ Harley Quinn.

Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world. ~ Harley Quinn.

So these were the 63 top Harley Quinn quotes from Suicide Squad.

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