Kourtney Kardashian is an American model, socialite, and media personality.


Best Kourtney Kardashian Quotes

Thank God I have no friends. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

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A tan is the best accessory for any outfit! ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I don’t think anyone can fall in love for ratings. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

Sometimes I just wish nobody knew who I was. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

It’d be fun to rip Khloe’s pubes out one by one. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I think motherhood is just about instinct. I remember coming home from the hospital and having no idea what we were doing. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

You’re acting like drunk slob-kabobs. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I think I have mental problems, I think I have like weird obsessions with things, really annoying. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

Famous Kourtney Kardashian Quotes

When I was pregnant, a few of my friends told me that their babies slept in bed with them. I remember thinking how crazy that was. Then I started reading up on it and decided it was something I actually wanted to try. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I would say a lack of sleep is a cause for feeling not so beautiful. On those days, I try to drink lots of water and put on the biggest sunglasses I can find. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

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When every moment is constantly being filmed, it’s hard to relax. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I’ve been wearing lipstick since I was in 7th grade. That was our form of daring self-expression, because we had to wear uniforms in school. It made our teachers so angry. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

For me, juggling mommyhood and work is a challenge, but each day I learn little tricks to make it all come together. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

Great Kourtney Kardashian Quotes

Growing up, I never heard my parents curse, never. The first time I ever said a curse word was with my sister Kim. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

My daily style is easy and effortless – I don’t like to take too much time getting ready. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

Being a mom, I love to play with my kids and have fun with them, but I also love fashion. My mom and both of my grandmothers have always been into fashion, so it’s been around us our whole lives. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I think my daughter actually influences my style more than having boys. I tend to dress more masculine with pants or shorts or flat boots, and she makes me want to dress more stylish, more girly. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

Fashion is so subjective, and I think it should be playful. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

When you’re breastfeeding, you don’t get juicy down there. The juice isn’t loose. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

For me, juggling mommy-hood and work is a challenge, but each day I learn little tricks to make it all come together. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

Kourtney Kardashian Quotes and Captions for Instagram

Enough about my weight, let’s go eat some dinner. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I’m gracing you with my presence. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

ABCDEFG I have to go. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I can’t stand next to you when you’re that tall. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

Call me when you want to be honest. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

The future looks bright. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

Let’s look on the bright side, now I have a huge closet guys. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

Honey, I could care less. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

It’s not that often that I cook, as you all know. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I don’t think normal people hate the people that they’re with this much. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

Top Kourtney Kardashian Quotes

My stepdad is Bruce Jenner, the Olympian. The first time he came over was like a blind date, and we had show and tell. He took out the gold medal for me and my sisters, and we were like, ‘So? Who the hell are you?’ ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

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I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I like to take my time and not try to put too much pressure on myself, but it’s hard. I think I forget every time – you give birth and you want your stomach to be flat again. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I have had breast implants, but it’s so funny ’cause it’s not a secret; I could care less. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

Being a mom is what life is about. I hope people realize what the priorities in life should be and know not everything has to be perfect. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I love to read books that focus on parenting topics because there are so many different ways to do things. I find these books offer a lot of great opinions on many different subjects. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I’ve worked so hard to keep this family together. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I’m five feet tall – I’m very petite – so for me, if I’m wearing a skirt or dress, it needs to be short, or else it makes me look frumpy. I need to wear either something really short or a maxi dress; anything in between just looks weird. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

Powerful Kourtney Kardashian Quotes

I didn’t expect to see Kim, but I’m gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I’m proof that, even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever! ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I’m probably the least harsh on myself, and I try not to scrutinize everything about my body. As a new mom, it is what it is, and we just have to do our best. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I think counseling is really important and we always love going and feel so much better after. I think everyone should go. People are like, ‘It’s so expensive’ and this or that, but it’s more important than buying clothes or a handbag or shoes. It’s your life. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

Popular Kourtney Kardashian Quotes

When we have fights in our family, they don’t end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you’ll call and say, ‘You want to go shopping?’ ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I would love to design a maternity clothing line. It is so hard to find stylish clothes for pregnant people I would say 99 percent of the clothes I wore were not maternity because I couldn’t find anything I liked. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.

I loved dressing for my pregnant body. A pregnant woman’s body is so beautiful. Towards the end, it does get harder, and then it became all about flats and comfortable maxi dresses. ~ Kourtney Kardashian.


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