The Mad Hatter is a character from Lewis Carroll’s novel Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.

He is famous for being unconventional and for donning a green tea-dyed hat.

The Mad Hatter is typically portrayed as being extremely charming but also erratic.

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I have curated some of the best ‘Mad Hatter’ quotes, sayings and captions for you to read and share with others.

Mad Hatter Quotes

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Personal remarks are rude? ~ Mad Hatter.

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Clean cup, clean cup! Move down! ~ Mad Hatter.

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Would you like a little more tea? ~ Mad Hatter.

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‘I want a clean cup,’ interrupted the Hatter. ~ Mad Hatter.

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Now, if you only kept on good terms with him, he’d do almost anything you liked with the clock. ~ Mad Hatter.

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Make a note of that, Marchy, it might come in useful. ~ Mad Hatter.

Oh, tea! I never ‘thought’ of tea! Of course! ~ Mad Hatter.

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This is an unbirthday party! ~ Mad Hatter.

Pieces of paper! [whispers] Pointless. ~ Mad Hatter.

Best Mad Hatter Quotes

Why should it? Does your watch tell you what year it is? ~ Mad Hatter.

Have I gone mad? ~ Mad Hatter.

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Oh, what a delightful child! ~ Mad Hatter.

You used to be much more ’muchier.’ You’ve lost your muchness. ~ Mad Hatter.

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Yes, but some crumbs must have got it as well. You shouldn’t have put it in with the bread-knife. ~ Mad Hatter.

I know a thing or two about liking people, and in time, after much chocolate and cream cake, ‘like’ turns into ‘what was his name again?’ ~ Mad Hatter.

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I would very much like to hat it. I used to hat The White Queen, you know. Her head was so small. ~ Mad Hatter.

Egad, you learn something new every day. ~ Mad Hatter.

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Down with the bloody Red Queen! ~ Mad Hatter.

Famous Mad Hatter Quotes

He took his vorpal sword in hand, the vorpal blade went snicker-snack. He left it dead, and with its head, he went galumphing back. It’s all about you, you know. ~ Mad Hatter.

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I dare say you never even spoke to Time! ~ Mad Hatter.

Of course. Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme? ~ Mad Hatter.

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Mustard! Yes, mu- mustard? Don’t let’s be silly! Lemon, that’s different… ~ Mad Hatter.

I shall elucidate. ~ Mad Hatter.

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You mean you can’t take less. It’s very easy to take more than nothing. ~ Mad Hatter.

Why is a raven like a writing-desk? ~ Mad Hatter.

Yes, that’s it! [sigh] It’s always tea time. ~ Mad Hatter.

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Your carriage, my lady. ~ Mad Hatter.

For instance, suppose it were nine o’clock in the morning, just time to begin lessons: you’d only have to whisper a hint to Time, and round goes the clock in a twinkling! Half-past one, time for dinner! ~ Mad Hatter.

Profound Mad Hatter Quotes

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A friend. I hope. ~ Mad Hatter.

Two days wrong! I told you butter wouldn’t suit the works! ~ Mad Hatter.

One to be a murderer, the other to be martyred, One to be a monarch, the other to go mad. ~ Mad Hatter.

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What’s the matter my dear, don’t you care for tea? ~ Mad Hatter.

Although, it was 150 years ago. It can’t be the same girl. Oysters don’t even live that long. ~ Mad Hatter.

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My response to that is both profound and meaningful: Get your hair cut! ~ Mad Hatter.

I’d like to keep it on. ~ Mad Hatter.

A land was full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say, to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which, luckily, I am. ~ Mad Hatter.

Top Hatter Quotes

What a regrettably large head you have. I would very much like to hat it! ~ Mad Hatter.

You might just as well say that ‘I see what I eat’ is the same thing as ‘I eat what I see’! ~ Mad Hatter.

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Yes, yes, but you would have to be half-mad to dream me up. ~ Mad Hatter.

We never get compliments, you must have a cup of tea! ~ Mad Hatter.

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What is the hatter with me? ~ Mad Hatter.

I keep them to sell. I’ve none of my own. I’m a hatter. ~ Mad Hatter.

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No wonder you’re late. Why this watch is exactly two days slow. ~ Mad Hatter.

The last… uhm… the last time a girl called Alice came here from your world, she brought down the whole House of Cards. Oh yeah. Made quite an impression. ~ Mad Hatter.

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If you knew Time as well as I do, you wouldn’t talk about wasting it. It’s him. ~ Mad Hatter.

What a small world this is! ~ Mad Hatter.

A dream is not reality, but who’s to say which is which? ~ Mad Hatter.

So these were the 48 quotes about Mad Hatter.

If you like these quotes and sayings, then you can also read my other popular blog posts on the topics of Sid the Sloth quotes and Scarface quotes.