Niall James Horan is a singer and songwriter from Ireland.

He became famous as a member of the English-Irish boy band One Direction.

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Best Niall Horan Quotes

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The bigger the crowd the better really! The noise calms your nerves. ~ Niall Horan.

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We cut up lemons on a chop board because they are good for our voices. ~ Niall Horan.

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I like anything that’s edible… ~ Niall Horan.

Sleep ’til you’re hungry, eat ’til you’re sleepy. ~ Niall Horan.

I’d always walk my girlfriend home, I’m too protective! ~ Niall Horan.

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I’m waiting for my princess to come. I just have to be patient. ~ Niall Horan.

I wonder if anyone thinks of me when they can’t fall asleep at night. ~ Niall Horan.

I was starstruck by Michelle Obama. She’s an amazing-looking lady, and I’m a massive Barack Obama fan anyway. ~ Niall Horan.

I had my first kiss when I was 11, but I think I’ve blocked it out of my mind because it was so bad. I’m not even sure it counts as a kiss. ~ Niall Horan.

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I’m the most carefree, happy person you’ll meet. ~ Niall Horan.

If I was in a horror film I’d die first, because I would have no idea what’s going on. ~ Niall Horan.

Top Niall Horan Quotes

We’re never going to escape the idea of being young. Which I don’t mind myself. I mean, who wants to grow up anyway? ~ Niall Horan.

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I’d rather go to sleep than find a girl. ~ Niall Horan.

You have to think outside the box! Can you imagine One Direction and Eminem?! That would be hilarious. ~ Niall Horan.

I love being in bed almost as much as I love food. ~ Niall Horan.

I’ve not actually been on too many dates. ~ Niall Horan.

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I’ll always defend the people I Love. ~ Niall Horan.

The light’s hot, everything’s hot, I’m hot. ~ Niall Horan.

I can’t help but look for my future wife in the crowd. ~ Niall Horan.

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I’ve got an IQ of 40 million. ~ Niall Horan.

If I’m louder would you see me? ~ Niall Horan.

I just like sitting at home, chilling and watching a movie. ~ Niall Horan.

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Sometimes, the girls hug all boys except me, and I just smile, but it hurts. ~ Niall Horan.

Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak. It means you’re strong enough to wait for what you deserve. ~ Niall Horan.

Funny Niall Horan Quotes

It’s just impossible to believe I’ve become good friends with some stars like Justin Bieber. I would call Justin a friend, someone I hang out with. It’s really weird. ~ Niall Horan.

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I won’t date a model, because models are perfect and perfect is boring. ~ Niall Horan.

I’m quite claustrophobic, and I don’t like everyone crowding around and shouting the same questions. ~ Niall Horan.

I’d rather be a boy playing with a paper plane, than to be a grown man playing with a woman’s heart. ~ Niall Horan.

The fans always tell me I’m beautiful but I always tell them that no one will ever be as beautiful as them. ~ Niall Horan.

I had a friend, who was abused by her dad. I made a vow to myself that I’d never hurt my daughter. ~ Niall Horan.

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Words will be just words till you bring them to life. ~ Niall Horan.

Every now and then you have like a realization moment where you get goosebumps and think: I am literally the luckiest person in the world. ~ Niall Horan.

There’s always pressure on the second album – this one has to be the big one. ~ Niall Horan.

I want to sell out arenas and make an album and work with some of the best artists in the world. ~ Niall Horan.

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I want a girlfriend who can eat like me. ~ Niall Horan.

I’ve tried to ask myself Should I see someone else? I wish I knew the answer. ~ Niall Horan.

Anyone who is funny and doesn’t take herself to seriously is attractive to me. ~ Niall Horan.

Frankly, I don’t care what others say. ~ Niall Horan.

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If it were legal, I’d marry food. ~ Niall Horan.

I want to live forever! I want to learn how to fly high! ~ Niall Horan.

I’ll always defend the people I love even though I’m as terrifying as a baby penguin. ~ Niall Horan.

I hate to see a guy who insults a girl or is bad with her. Immediately I think she would be better if she was with me. ~ Niall Horan.

My accent always works with girls. They like it, I have no idea why. ~ Niall Horan.

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I love with the heart not the eyes. ~ Niall Horan.

If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time. ~ Niall Horan.

Age is just a number. Who cares how old the girl is that I date? ~ Niall Horan.

I think there’s so much feeling among young girls where they feel like they have to be this perfect thing – and they don’t. Perfect people don’t exist. Sometimes people need to be told it. ~ Niall Horan.

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Don’t mess with our fans or we’ll come and find you. ~ Niall Horan.

I’m not really a flirt; I just try to be myself. ~ Niall Horan.

I want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot. ~ Niall Horan.

Fans always ask me to marry them so I’ll have a lot of wives. ~ Niall Horan.

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I don’t want to live up to how people expect me to be. ~ Niall Horan.

I hate it when girls act stupid ’cause they think it’s cute. Intelligence is sexy. ~ Niall Horan.

I’d date a fan as long as she didn’t scream in my face. ~ Niall Horan.

Famous Niall Horan Quotes

Everyone gets that second album syndrome. ~ Niall Horan.

I’m an emotional guy, so I don’t have to worry about a girl trying to get me to open up. ~ Niall Horan.

Let’s go to Nando’s! ~ Niall Horan.

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Our band will never change, we will always be 5 singing idiots. ~ Niall Horan.

I’ve got my old favorites like The Eagles and Bon Jovi. ~ Niall Horan.

Give it up for Harry Pottery. ~ Niall Horan.

I think there’s nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least I’m not doing anything illegal. ~ Niall Horan.

Changing is for weirdos. ~ Niall Horan.

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When I have time off, all I want to do is do nothing. ~ Niall Horan.

The boys that lose our directioners are so stupid, they will never find such beautiful girls in the whole entire world. ~ Niall Horan.

I’m the kind of boy that can fall in love with any girl because I love with the heart, not the eyes. ~ Niall Horan.

Liam, shut up. I’m trying to do an interview. ~ Niall Horan.

Everyone deserves to feel good about themselves, and if you don’t then start because everyone is beautiful. ~ Niall Horan.

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Red Bull doesn’t give you wings, it just makes ya sick. ~ Niall Horan.

I don’t know, it’s odd that girls ask if they can hug me. Don’t ask, do it. I’m just a regular guy. ~ Niall Horan.

Witty Niall Horan Quotes

I actually haven’t been on many dates, but I like just chilling around at home and watching a movie with a girl. ~ Niall Horan.

A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They’re dangerous. It’s rare. I’ve torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It’s early retirement now. I’ve got a floating knee-cap! ~ Niall Horan.

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The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me. ~ Niall Horan.

I think our fans are a bit like us – they’re very fun, like to have a laugh, like to party. I think that’s what comes across on our album as well. It’s very fun. It’s music that you could play at a party, but it also deals with teenage relationships. ~ Niall Horan.

I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael. ~ Niall Horan.

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Dreams do come true, believe always. I dreamt every night of becoming a singer. ~ Niall Horan.

Cause I’m Irish, and everyone remembers me. ~ Niall Horan.

Well, personally, I wouldn’t like to be a food, because I wouldn’t want to be eaten. ~ Niall Horan.

I don’t see how you could get used to people screaming in your face, and anyone who says different is lying. ~ Niall Horan.

If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog. ~ Niall Horan.

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If I looked like Zayn, I would date myself. ~ Niall Horan.

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! ~ Niall Horan.

Someone told me the smile on my face gets bigger when I play the guitar. ~ Niall Horan.

I’d rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl’s heart. ~ Niall Horan.

The type of girls that would sleep with you in a heartbeat aren’t the type of girls I’d want to take home anyway. ~ Niall Horan.


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