85 Funny Niall Horan Quotes from the Member of One Direction Band

Niall James Horan is an Irish singer and songwriter who is globally recognized as a member of the boy band, One Direction.

He was born on September 13, 1993 and hails from Mullingar, County Westmeath, Ireland.

Following his parents’ divorce, he and his brother alternated living with both parents.

He started his music journey in 2010 with an audition for “X Factor: Season Seven”.


Though he didn’t advance as a solo artist, he joined Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, and Louis Tomlinson to form One Direction.

Their debut single, ‘What Makes You Beautiful’, became an international sensation.

After five successful albums, the band went on an indefinite hiatus in 2015.

Horan then embarked on a solo career, signing with Capitol Records.

His debut album, “Flicker,” exhibits influences from Frank Sinatra, Michael Bublé, and Dean Martin.

Here is a collection of Niall Horan Quotes for you.

Best Niall Horan Quotes


The bigger the crowd the better really! The noise calms your nerves. ~ Niall Horan.


We cut up lemons on a chop board because they are good for our voices. ~ Niall Horan.


I like anything that’s edible… ~ Niall Horan.

Sleep ’til you’re hungry, eat ’til you’re sleepy. ~ Niall Horan.

I’d always walk my girlfriend home, I’m too protective! ~ Niall Horan.


I’m waiting for my princess to come. I just have to be patient. ~ Niall Horan.

I wonder if anyone thinks of me when they can’t fall asleep at night. ~ Niall Horan.

I was starstruck by Michelle Obama. She’s an amazing-looking lady, and I’m a massive Barack Obama fan anyway. ~ Niall Horan.

I had my first kiss when I was 11, but I think I’ve blocked it out of my mind because it was so bad. I’m not even sure it counts as a kiss. ~ Niall Horan.


I’m the most carefree, happy person you’ll meet. ~ Niall Horan.

If I was in a horror film I’d die first, because I would have no idea what’s going on. ~ Niall Horan.

Top Niall Horan Quotes

We’re never going to escape the idea of being young. Which I don’t mind myself. I mean, who wants to grow up anyway? ~ Niall Horan.


I’d rather go to sleep than find a girl. ~ Niall Horan.

You have to think outside the box! Can you imagine One Direction and Eminem?! That would be hilarious. ~ Niall Horan.

I love being in bed almost as much as I love food. ~ Niall Horan.

I’ve not actually been on too many dates. ~ Niall Horan.


I’ll always defend the people I Love. ~ Niall Horan.

The light’s hot, everything’s hot, I’m hot. ~ Niall Horan.

I can’t help but look for my future wife in the crowd. ~ Niall Horan.


I’ve got an IQ of 40 million. ~ Niall Horan.

If I’m louder would you see me? ~ Niall Horan.

I just like sitting at home, chilling and watching a movie. ~ Niall Horan.


Sometimes, the girls hug all boys except me, and I just smile, but it hurts. ~ Niall Horan.

Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak. It means you’re strong enough to wait for what you deserve. ~ Niall Horan.

Funny Niall Horan Quotes

It’s just impossible to believe I’ve become good friends with some stars like Justin Bieber. I would call Justin a friend, someone I hang out with. It’s really weird. ~ Niall Horan.


I won’t date a model, because models are perfect and perfect is boring. ~ Niall Horan.

I’m quite claustrophobic, and I don’t like everyone crowding around and shouting the same questions. ~ Niall Horan.

I’d rather be a boy playing with a paper plane, than to be a grown man playing with a woman’s heart. ~ Niall Horan.

The fans always tell me I’m beautiful but I always tell them that no one will ever be as beautiful as them. ~ Niall Horan.

I had a friend, who was abused by her dad. I made a vow to myself that I’d never hurt my daughter. ~ Niall Horan.


Words will be just words till you bring them to life. ~ Niall Horan.

Every now and then you have like a realization moment where you get goosebumps and think: I am literally the luckiest person in the world. ~ Niall Horan.

There’s always pressure on the second album – this one has to be the big one. ~ Niall Horan.

I want to sell out arenas and make an album and work with some of the best artists in the world. ~ Niall Horan.


I want a girlfriend who can eat like me. ~ Niall Horan.

I’ve tried to ask myself Should I see someone else? I wish I knew the answer. ~ Niall Horan.

Anyone who is funny and doesn’t take herself to seriously is attractive to me. ~ Niall Horan.

Frankly, I don’t care what others say. ~ Niall Horan.


If it were legal, I’d marry food. ~ Niall Horan.

I want to live forever! I want to learn how to fly high! ~ Niall Horan.

I’ll always defend the people I love even though I’m as terrifying as a baby penguin. ~ Niall Horan.

I hate to see a guy who insults a girl or is bad with her. Immediately I think she would be better if she was with me. ~ Niall Horan.

My accent always works with girls. They like it, I have no idea why. ~ Niall Horan.


I love with the heart not the eyes. ~ Niall Horan.

If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time. ~ Niall Horan.

Age is just a number. Who cares how old the girl is that I date? ~ Niall Horan.

I think there’s so much feeling among young girls where they feel like they have to be this perfect thing – and they don’t. Perfect people don’t exist. Sometimes people need to be told it. ~ Niall Horan.


Don’t mess with our fans or we’ll come and find you. ~ Niall Horan.

I’m not really a flirt; I just try to be myself. ~ Niall Horan.

I want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot. ~ Niall Horan.

Fans always ask me to marry them so I’ll have a lot of wives. ~ Niall Horan.


I don’t want to live up to how people expect me to be. ~ Niall Horan.

I hate it when girls act stupid ’cause they think it’s cute. Intelligence is sexy. ~ Niall Horan.

I’d date a fan as long as she didn’t scream in my face. ~ Niall Horan.

Famous Niall Horan Quotes

Everyone gets that second album syndrome. ~ Niall Horan.

I’m an emotional guy, so I don’t have to worry about a girl trying to get me to open up. ~ Niall Horan.

Let’s go to Nando’s! ~ Niall Horan.


Our band will never change, we will always be 5 singing idiots. ~ Niall Horan.

I’ve got my old favorites like The Eagles and Bon Jovi. ~ Niall Horan.

Give it up for Harry Pottery. ~ Niall Horan.

I think there’s nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least I’m not doing anything illegal. ~ Niall Horan.

Changing is for weirdos. ~ Niall Horan.


When I have time off, all I want to do is do nothing. ~ Niall Horan.

The boys that lose our directioners are so stupid, they will never find such beautiful girls in the whole entire world. ~ Niall Horan.

I’m the kind of boy that can fall in love with any girl because I love with the heart, not the eyes. ~ Niall Horan.

Liam, shut up. I’m trying to do an interview. ~ Niall Horan.

Everyone deserves to feel good about themselves, and if you don’t then start because everyone is beautiful. ~ Niall Horan.


Red Bull doesn’t give you wings, it just makes ya sick. ~ Niall Horan.

I don’t know, it’s odd that girls ask if they can hug me. Don’t ask, do it. I’m just a regular guy. ~ Niall Horan.

Witty Niall Horan Quotes

I actually haven’t been on many dates, but I like just chilling around at home and watching a movie with a girl. ~ Niall Horan.

A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They’re dangerous. It’s rare. I’ve torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It’s early retirement now. I’ve got a floating knee-cap! ~ Niall Horan.


The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me. ~ Niall Horan.

I think our fans are a bit like us – they’re very fun, like to have a laugh, like to party. I think that’s what comes across on our album as well. It’s very fun. It’s music that you could play at a party, but it also deals with teenage relationships. ~ Niall Horan.

I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael. ~ Niall Horan.


Dreams do come true, believe always. I dreamt every night of becoming a singer. ~ Niall Horan.

Cause I’m Irish, and everyone remembers me. ~ Niall Horan.

Well, personally, I wouldn’t like to be a food, because I wouldn’t want to be eaten. ~ Niall Horan.

I don’t see how you could get used to people screaming in your face, and anyone who says different is lying. ~ Niall Horan.

If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog. ~ Niall Horan.


If I looked like Zayn, I would date myself. ~ Niall Horan.

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! ~ Niall Horan.

Someone told me the smile on my face gets bigger when I play the guitar. ~ Niall Horan.

I’d rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl’s heart. ~ Niall Horan.

The type of girls that would sleep with you in a heartbeat aren’t the type of girls I’d want to take home anyway. ~ Niall Horan.

So these were the 85 top Niall Horan quotes that are funny and hilarious.

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