57 Funny Danny DeVito Quotes to Blow Your Mind

Danny DeVito is a well-known Italian-American actor and filmmaker.


Best Danny DeVito Quotes


Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything. ~ Danny DeVito.


If it’s true journalism, you shouldn’t be paying for it. ~ Danny DeVito.


I am self-centered. I just adore myself. ~ Danny DeVito.

The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own. ~ Danny DeVito.

Most men somewhere in their psyche are still dragging women around by their hair. ~ Danny DeVito.

Even if one doesn’t smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it. ~ Danny DeVito.


You could be a boxer or something. I could be your manager. ~ Danny DeVito.

There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money. ~ Danny DeVito.

Of course I’ve got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons. ~ Danny DeVito.


Wherever I am, it’s a really good feeling to have that connection to people. ~ Danny DeVito.

I think ‘Taxi’ is one of the seminal, great shows that was ever made on television. ~ Danny DeVito.

A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick. ~ Danny DeVito.

Dinner time is family time. What is this trash you’re reading? ~ Danny DeVito.

Well, that’s it. The last check is written. What do we have left out of the $50,000 reward? ~ Danny DeVito.

Top Danny DeVito Quotes

You know what a Rainmaker is, kid? The bucks are gonna be falling from the sky. ~ Danny DeVito.

A lot of it revolves around food with me because a lot of my life does in a way. ~ Danny DeVito.


School? It’s out of the question. Who would be here to sign for the packages? ~ Danny DeVito.

People come into your lives who you have a good time with, and time goes by and you still have a good time with them and you do stupid stuff with them. To me, that’s life. ~ Danny DeVito.

The choices we make, dictate the lives we lead. ~ Danny DeVito.

We did ‘Erin Brockovich’, we did ‘Man On The Moon’, we did ‘Living Out Loud’, but now I’m going to keep going. ~ Danny DeVito.


Since you’re an educator, I’ll make you a deal. ~ Danny DeVito.

I don’t look ahead. I’m right here with you. It’s a good way to be. ~ Danny DeVito.

Funny Danny DeVito Quotes

After you’ve lived with somebody for 11 years, what’s a guy in a robe reading from a book going to change? ~ Danny DeVito.

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won’t stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won’t go? ~ Danny DeVito.

I’ll tell you one thing, it’s a cruel, cruel world. ~ Danny DeVito.


You have to give people permission to laugh. ~ Danny DeVito.

Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins. ~ Danny Devito.

I lay on the ground, but then I can’t reach – I don’t want to take my foot out of the tub – but I’ve got to call somebody because I’ve got to get a band-aid or something to stop the bleeding. ~ Danny DeVito.

A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean. ~ Danny DeVito.

Edward’s the kind of actor who is always nosing into it, trying to find it, looking for it, and searching and Robin is, too, but in his own way. ~ Danny DeVito.


We could be in a turtle’s dream in outer space. ~ Danny DeVito.

It’s fun to be on the edge. ~ Danny DeVito.

I’m always studying and I’ve been doing it for a long time now. ~ Danny DeVito.

Famous Danny DeVito Quotes

We’re living in a country that discriminates, and has certain racist tendencies. ~ Danny DeVito.

I think of all the characters that I’ve ever played, they’re always about five feet tall. ~ Danny DeVito.


A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. ~ Danny DeVito.

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the ocean? A good start. ~ Danny DeVito.

I climbed like a billion stairs… it’s not like I can take them two at a time. ~ Danny DeVito.

When I’m directing or producing, I like to do different kinds of stories. ~ Danny DeVito.

I don’t know. I think it’s funny!… It’s so absurd. I’m alone. ~ Danny DeVito.


The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. ~ Danny DeVito.

All the magic and the whimsy and the surreal, but he also has a fantastic story of a father and son that really gets under your skin. ~ Danny DeVito.

I’ve always been working on two or three things at a time; whether it was in the early days, or whatever, I was always working on something. ~ Danny DeVito.

Inspirational Danny DeVito Quotes

The reason that I made it was because I thought it was really funny and unique and just a different genre. ~ Danny DeVito.


Everybody needs money. That’s why they call it money. ~ Danny DeVito.

I’ll tell you one thing. I love Philadelphia. ~ Danny DeVito.

I’ll watch Ricky Gervais in anything he does. The guy’s hilarious. ~ Danny DeVito.

In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present. ~ Danny DeVito.


I’ve been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It’s a tower, and it’s leaning. ~ Danny DeVito.

Hilarious Danny DeVito Quotes

America’s racist, so what do you expect. ~ Danny DeVito.

We set the building on fire, you just happened to catch on fire! ~ Danny DeVito, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

You have until tomorrow night to fix that! ~ Danny DeVito, ‘Dumbo’.


A book? What do you want a book for? ~ Danny DeVito, ‘Matilda’.

I did not glue my hat to my head! The hat shrunk! ~ Danny DeVito, ‘Matilda’.

My life just got flushed down the toilet. ~ Danny DeVito, ‘Twins’.

The moment I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror. ~ Danny DeVito, ‘Twins’.

So these were the 57 top Danny DeVito quotes that are witty, hilarious and funny.

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