Duke Nukem is a legendary American hero and cultural icon.
Top Duke Nukem Quotes
Another day, another disembowelment. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
Come on! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill.
Squeal piggy ! Squeal shove it in here! ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.
Sometimes I even amaze myself. – (Star Wars) ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
Yeah, this should help. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
I’m from Las Vegas, and I say: kill ’em all. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
Who wants white meat? Who wants it? ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
I’m sorry, did I break your concentration? (Pulp Fiction) ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.
Let’s rock! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Ooh, that’s gonna leave a mark. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Hmm, wonder what this does. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Sometimes I even amaze myself. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
It’s gear stripping time! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
So many babes, so little time. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Something tells me this won’t pass any safety inspections… ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
This’ll be a barrel of laughs! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Bonjour, le hot stuff. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
Pucker up, buttercup! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
This room is bugged. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Don’t worry about it, saving chicks is what I’m all about! ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.
Now what am I doing? ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
You can’t beat the real thing baby. ~ Duke Nukem
You’re wrong, Proton breath. I’ll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah! ~ Duke Nukem.
Nobody steals our chicks… and lives! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
I want a damn refund! This cruise sucks! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
You wanna dance? ~ Duke Nukem.
Holy cow! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
Call me now, for your free whipping! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Life is like a box of ammo. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Best Duke Nukem Quotes
AAhhh… much better! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
I hate pigs! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Douche. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
What the hell? ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
Who wants some? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Death before Disco! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Yeah, piece of cake! ~ Duke Nukem.
Who wants some? ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
My balls, your face. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
I love the smell of bacon in the morning. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
There’s a new sheriff in town. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Ahh, something smells rotten around here. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Hey… what can I say? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
My boot, your face; the perfect couple. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
Famous Duke Nukem Quotes
I guess pigs DO fly! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
Eh… Just a flesh wound. ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.
I’m Duke Nukem – and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
I’m the Duke, I’m A-number 1. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
Heh, heh, heh… what a mess! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
No goin’ back now! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
My home away from home! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
All right, time for my reward! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
The Bigger they are the harder they fall. ~ Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes.
Die, you overgrown winged lizard from Hell! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
You wanna touch it, don’t you? ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
Have a taste of my ball! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
My gun’s bigger than yours. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
I love the smell of bird crap in the morning. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Bug off! ~ Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes.
One more for the scrapyard. ~ Duke Nukem
What the hell does Morphix need all this G.L.O.P.P. for? ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
I don’t dig on mines. ~ Duke Nukem.
Guns don’t kill mutants? I kill mutants! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
You’ll make a great belt. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Mmm, it’s good to be king! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill.
Freakin’ impostor. ~ Duke Nukem
Don’t worry girls, there’s plenty of Duke to go around. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Damn, that was annoying! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
Popular Duke Nukem Quotes
I’ve got balls balls balls balls of Steel. ~ Duke Nukem
Nothin’ but scrap metal. ~ Duke Nukem
It ain’t no bike, but it sure beats the hell outta walking. ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.
Don’t get your panties all in a bunch. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Sewer scum! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
It’s time to abort your whole freaking species! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
Damn… I’m looking good! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
Let God sort ’em out! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
I like big guns, and I cannot lie. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Oh Yeah! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Now I’m really pissed off! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Shut your hole! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
So, who wants to dance? ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
I see dead people. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
So much for the rat pack! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
I prefer a good cigar, and a bad woman! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Babes, bullets, bombs… Damn, I love this job! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Damn you’re ugly! ~ Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes.
Memorable Duke Nukem Quotes
Not in this lifetime! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Often imitated never duplicated. ~ Duke Nukem
Is it true that Roman girls have Roman hands? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
It’s down to you and me! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
Where is it? ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
I could use some new boots. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
That’s gonna leave a mark! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
Looks like the crap has hit the fan. ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.
Lizard skin makes great boots. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Ooh, careful with those things! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
No token? No ride! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Makin’… bacon! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
I don’t do windows. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
You guys suck! ~ Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes.
Aww, and it got such good gas mileage! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
Where’s Doc Brown when ya need him? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Ahh, that’s better! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Ahhh, smell those traffic fumes. And no damn aliens! Time for some R & R! ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.
Let’s settle this once and for all! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Dying ain’t much of a living, boy. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Hmm, no lights… must be part of Morphix’s energy conservation plan. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
No disassembly required. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
You are the missing link. Goodbye. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Aaah, I love the smell of sewers in the morning. I bet Morphix is hiding under a turd somewhere. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
It’s a good day to die! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
You must be 18 or older to ride. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Looks like those alien bastards drank all my beer. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
Powerful Duke Nukem Quotes
Your kung-fu is through! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
You’re beautiful when you’re dying. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
No! Come on! No! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
Mimic that! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I’m gonna enjoy pissin’ on your dead body! ~ Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes.
Suck my boom stick! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
I make this look good. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Shake it, baby! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
I am the king of the world, baby! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Shake it, baby! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Mess with the best, you will die like the rest – (Hackers) ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
Quit wasting my time. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Batteries not included! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
See you in Hell! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
Gonna rip ’em a new one. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
This is why I have games named after me! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Go ahead, make my day. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
All aboard the Midtown Express… to hell! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
I’ll kick you in the “nuts”! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
You’re an inspiration for birth control. ~ Duke Nukem.
Pigs will fly before Morphix rules the world on my watch! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
All aboard! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Who the hell are you? My evil twin? ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.
The deeper I go, the worse this city smells! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Hello? McFly? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Damn, you’re ugly. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
This train is going nowhere fast. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Time for a reboot! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
A crowbar would come in handy right about now. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
Alien boys, there’s a new sheriff in town. ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.
I’m God’s gift to women! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Size only matters when you’re full grown, baby! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
What? There’s only one of you? ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
Great Duke Nukem Quotes
Looks like you’ve gotten ahead of yourself there. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
I ain’t got time to bleed! ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.
Hmm… convenient. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
This really pisses me off! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
It’s good! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
It’s my way or… Hell, it’s my way! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Ooh, that’s gotta hurt. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
Hmm… the other white meat. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Ahhhhhhhh! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
That hurt you more than it hurt me. ~ Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes.
This is taking forever. Time to stop pissing around and get this big guy back into action. Woah, that water’s cold. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
Damn, I wouldn’t want to lose to me either. ~ Duke Nukem
It’s down to you and me, you one-eyed freak! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
Get back to work, you slacker! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
Hmm, so there is life after death… ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
I go where I please, and I please where I go. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Oops, I did it again! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
I ain’t afraid of no quake! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater? ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
Dance for me, baby! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Time to redecorate, in brain matter grey. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
Rest in pieces! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
I should have known those alien maggots booby-trapped this sub. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
Looks like we’re about to reach our final destination. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Take your tentacles back to Japan, you freak! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
Looks like you’re last years model. ~ Duke Nukem
Hey kids you remember i’m a professional, don’t try this at home! ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.
Gotta find the exit now. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Gimme a Jack and Coke anyday! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Why so serious, Sam? ~ Duke Nukem.
Should’ve stayed in the swamp! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Half man, half animal, all dead! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
It’s clobbering time! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
What are you waiting for, Christmas? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Looks like your hardware’s gone a little soft, Morphix! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
Have you seen my rubber…duckie? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Come on! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
I’m back! ~ Duke Nukem 2.
Pork chop sandwiches! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.
I can do this all day… ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.
You guys suck! ~ Duke Nukem.
Rubba-dub-dub. Get out of the tub. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Mmmm! Who wants bacon and eggs? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
I’ll blow you a new hole! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Get that crap outta here! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.
So these were the 217 top Duke Nukem quotes and one-liners from the video game series.
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