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Duke Nukem is a legendary American hero and cultural icon who has defended Earth from armies of hostile robots, extraterrestrial invaders, and mutant pig cops on several occasions. He is the main character of a franchise that bears his name.

Duke Nukem Forever is a first-person shooter video game for Microsoft Windows, Mac OS X, PlayStation 3, and Xbox 360 created by 3D Realms and published by 2K Games. It is the fourth main edition in the Duke Nukem series and the sequel to Duke Nukem 3D, which was released in 1996. Players take control of the titular action hero as he emerges from retirement to fight an extraterrestrial invasion.

Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem II, Duke Nukem 3D, and Duke Nukem Forever are the main series.

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Top Duke Nukem Quotes

Come on! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Squeal piggy ! Squeal shove it in here! ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

Sometimes I even amaze myself. – (Star Wars) ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Best-Duke-Nukem-Quotes

Another day, another disembowelment. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Yeah, this should help. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

I’m from Las Vegas, and I say: kill ’em all. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Who wants white meat? Who wants it? ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

I’m sorry, did I break your concentration? (Pulp Fiction) ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

Let’s rock! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Ooh, that’s gonna leave a mark. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Hmm, wonder what this does. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Sometimes I even amaze myself. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

It’s gear stripping time! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

So many babes, so little time. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Something tells me this won’t pass any safety inspections… ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

This’ll be a barrel of laughs! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Bonjour, le hot stuff. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Pucker up, buttercup! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

This room is bugged. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Don’t worry about it, saving chicks is what I’m all about! ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

Now what am I doing? ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

You can’t beat the real thing baby. ~ Duke Nukem

You’re wrong, Proton breath. I’ll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah! ~ Duke Nukem.

Nobody steals our chicks… and lives! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

I want a damn refund! This cruise sucks! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

You wanna dance? ~ Duke Nukem.

Holy cow! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Call me now, for your free whipping! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Life is like a box of ammo. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Best Duke Nukem Quotes

AAhhh… much better! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

I hate pigs! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Douche. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

What the hell? ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Who wants some? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Death before Disco! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Yeah, piece of cake! ~ Duke Nukem.

Who wants some? ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Top-Duke-Nukem-Quotes

My balls, your face. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

I love the smell of bacon in the morning. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

There’s a new sheriff in town. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Ahh, something smells rotten around here. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Hey… what can I say? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

My boot, your face; the perfect couple. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Famous Duke Nukem Quotes

I guess pigs DO fly! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Eh… Just a flesh wound. ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

I’m Duke Nukem – and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

I’m the Duke, I’m A-number 1. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Heh, heh, heh… what a mess! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

No goin’ back now! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

My home away from home! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

All right, time for my reward! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

The Bigger they are the harder they fall. ~ Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes.

Die, you overgrown winged lizard from Hell! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

You wanna touch it, don’t you? ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Have a taste of my ball! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

My gun’s bigger than yours. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I love the smell of bird crap in the morning. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Bug off! ~ Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes.

One more for the scrapyard. ~ Duke Nukem

What the hell does Morphix need all this G.L.O.P.P. for? ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I don’t dig on mines. ~ Duke Nukem

Guns don’t kill mutants? I kill mutants! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

You’ll make a great belt. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Mmm, it’s good to be king! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill.

Freakin’ impostor. ~ Duke Nukem

Don’t worry girls, there’s plenty of Duke to go around. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Damn, that was annoying! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Popular Duke Nukem Quotes

I’ve got balls balls balls balls of Steel. ~ Duke Nukem

Nothin’ but scrap metal. ~ Duke Nukem

It ain’t no bike, but it sure beats the hell outta walking. ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

Don’t get your panties all in a bunch. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Sewer scum! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

It’s time to abort your whole freaking species! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Damn… I’m looking good! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Let God sort ’em out! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

I like big guns, and I cannot lie. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Oh Yeah! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Now I’m really pissed off! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Shut your hole! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

So, who wants to dance? ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I see dead people. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

So much for the rat pack! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I prefer a good cigar, and a bad woman! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Babes, bullets, bombs… Damn, I love this job! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Damn you’re ugly! ~ Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes.

Memorable Duke Nukem Quotes

Not in this lifetime! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Often imitated never duplicated. ~ Duke Nukem

Is it true that Roman girls have Roman hands? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

It’s down to you and me! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Where is it? ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

I could use some new boots. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

That’s gonna leave a mark! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Looks like the crap has hit the fan. ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

Lizard skin makes great boots. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Ooh, careful with those things! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

No token? No ride! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Makin’… bacon! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I don’t do windows. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

You guys suck! ~ Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes.

Aww, and it got such good gas mileage! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Where’s Doc Brown when ya need him? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Ahh, that’s better! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Ahhh, smell those traffic fumes. And no damn aliens! Time for some R & R! ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

Let’s settle this once and for all! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Dying ain’t much of a living, boy. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Hmm, no lights… must be part of Morphix’s energy conservation plan. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

No disassembly required. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

You are the missing link. Goodbye. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Aaah, I love the smell of sewers in the morning. I bet Morphix is hiding under a turd somewhere. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

It’s a good day to die! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

You must be 18 or older to ride. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Looks like those alien bastards drank all my beer. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Powerful Duke Nukem Quotes

Your kung-fu is through! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

You’re beautiful when you’re dying. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

No! Come on! No! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Mimic that! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I’m gonna enjoy pissin’ on your dead body! ~ Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes.

Suck my boom stick! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

I make this look good. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Shake it, baby! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

I am the king of the world, baby! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Shake it, baby! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Mess with the best, you will die like the rest – (Hackers) ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Quit wasting my time. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Batteries not included! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

See you in Hell! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Gonna rip ’em a new one. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

This is why I have games named after me! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Go ahead, make my day. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

All aboard the Midtown Express… to hell! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I’ll kick you in the “nuts”! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

You’re an inspiration for birth control. ~ Duke Nukem.

Pigs will fly before Morphix rules the world on my watch! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

All aboard! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Who the hell are you? My evil twin? ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

The deeper I go, the worse this city smells! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Hello? McFly? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Damn, you’re ugly. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

This train is going nowhere fast. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Time for a reboot! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

A crowbar would come in handy right about now. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Alien boys, there’s a new sheriff in town. ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

I’m God’s gift to women! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Size only matters when you’re full grown, baby! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

What? There’s only one of you? ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Great Duke Nukem Quotes

Looks like you’ve gotten ahead of yourself there. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I ain’t got time to bleed! ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

Hmm… convenient. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

This really pisses me off! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

It’s good! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

It’s my way or… Hell, it’s my way! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Ooh, that’s gotta hurt. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Hmm… the other white meat. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Ahhhhhhhh! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

That hurt you more than it hurt me. ~ Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes.

This is taking forever. Time to stop pissing around and get this big guy back into action. Woah, that water’s cold. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Damn, I wouldn’t want to lose to me either. ~ Duke Nukem

It’s down to you and me, you one-eyed freak! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Get back to work, you slacker! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Hmm, so there is life after death… ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I go where I please, and I please where I go. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Oops, I did it again! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I ain’t afraid of no quake! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater? ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Dance for me, baby! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Time to redecorate, in brain matter grey. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Rest in pieces! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I should have known those alien maggots booby-trapped this sub. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Looks like we’re about to reach our final destination. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Take your tentacles back to Japan, you freak! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

famous-Duke-Nukem-Quotes

Looks like you’re last years model. ~ Duke Nukem

Hey kids you remember i’m a professional, don’t try this at home! ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

Gotta find the exit now. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Gimme a Jack and Coke anyday! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Why so serious, Sam? ~ Duke Nukem.

Should’ve stayed in the swamp! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Half man, half animal, all dead! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

It’s clobbering time! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

What are you waiting for, Christmas? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Looks like your hardware’s gone a little soft, Morphix! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Have you seen my rubber…duckie? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Come on! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

I’m back! ~ Duke Nukem 2.

Pork chop sandwiches! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

I can do this all day… ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

You guys suck! ~ Duke Nukem.

Rubba-dub-dub. Get out of the tub. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Mmmm! Who wants bacon and eggs? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

I’ll blow you a new hole! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Get that crap outta here! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.


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