200 Top Duke Nukem Quotes, Sayings and One Liners

Duke Nukem is a legendary American hero and cultural icon.


Top Duke Nukem Quotes

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Another day, another disembowelment. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

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Come on! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill.

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Squeal piggy ! Squeal shove it in here! ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

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Sometimes I even amaze myself. – (Star Wars) ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

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Yeah, this should help. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

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I’m from Las Vegas, and I say: kill ’em all. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

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Who wants white meat? Who wants it? ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

I’m sorry, did I break your concentration? (Pulp Fiction) ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

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Let’s rock! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Ooh, that’s gonna leave a mark. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Hmm, wonder what this does. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Sometimes I even amaze myself. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

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It’s gear stripping time! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

So many babes, so little time. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Something tells me this won’t pass any safety inspections… ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

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This’ll be a barrel of laughs! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Bonjour, le hot stuff. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Pucker up, buttercup! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

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This room is bugged. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Don’t worry about it, saving chicks is what I’m all about! ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

Now what am I doing? ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

You can’t beat the real thing baby. ~ Duke Nukem

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You’re wrong, Proton breath. I’ll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah! ~ Duke Nukem.

Nobody steals our chicks… and lives! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

I want a damn refund! This cruise sucks! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

You wanna dance? ~ Duke Nukem.

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Holy cow! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Call me now, for your free whipping! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Life is like a box of ammo. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Best Duke Nukem Quotes

AAhhh… much better! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

I hate pigs! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Douche. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

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What the hell? ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Who wants some? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Death before Disco! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Yeah, piece of cake! ~ Duke Nukem.

Who wants some? ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

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My balls, your face. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

I love the smell of bacon in the morning. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

There’s a new sheriff in town. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Ahh, something smells rotten around here. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

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Hey… what can I say? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

My boot, your face; the perfect couple. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Famous Duke Nukem Quotes

I guess pigs DO fly! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Eh… Just a flesh wound. ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

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I’m Duke Nukem – and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

I’m the Duke, I’m A-number 1. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Heh, heh, heh… what a mess! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

No goin’ back now! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

My home away from home! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

All right, time for my reward! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

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The Bigger they are the harder they fall. ~ Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes.

Die, you overgrown winged lizard from Hell! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

You wanna touch it, don’t you? ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Have a taste of my ball! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

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My gun’s bigger than yours. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I love the smell of bird crap in the morning. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Bug off! ~ Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes.

One more for the scrapyard. ~ Duke Nukem

What the hell does Morphix need all this G.L.O.P.P. for? ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I don’t dig on mines. ~ Duke Nukem.

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Guns don’t kill mutants? I kill mutants! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

You’ll make a great belt. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Mmm, it’s good to be king! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill.

Freakin’ impostor. ~ Duke Nukem

Don’t worry girls, there’s plenty of Duke to go around. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Damn, that was annoying! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Popular Duke Nukem Quotes

I’ve got balls balls balls balls of Steel. ~ Duke Nukem

Nothin’ but scrap metal. ~ Duke Nukem

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It ain’t no bike, but it sure beats the hell outta walking. ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

Don’t get your panties all in a bunch. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Sewer scum! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

It’s time to abort your whole freaking species! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Damn… I’m looking good! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Let God sort ’em out! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

I like big guns, and I cannot lie. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Oh Yeah! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Now I’m really pissed off! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

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Shut your hole! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

So, who wants to dance? ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I see dead people. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

So much for the rat pack! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I prefer a good cigar, and a bad woman! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Babes, bullets, bombs… Damn, I love this job! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Damn you’re ugly! ~ Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes.

Memorable Duke Nukem Quotes

Not in this lifetime! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Often imitated never duplicated. ~ Duke Nukem

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Is it true that Roman girls have Roman hands? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

It’s down to you and me! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Where is it? ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

I could use some new boots. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

That’s gonna leave a mark! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Looks like the crap has hit the fan. ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

Lizard skin makes great boots. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Ooh, careful with those things! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

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No token? No ride! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Makin’… bacon! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I don’t do windows. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

You guys suck! ~ Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes.

Aww, and it got such good gas mileage! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Where’s Doc Brown when ya need him? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Ahh, that’s better! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Ahhh, smell those traffic fumes. And no damn aliens! Time for some R & R! ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

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Let’s settle this once and for all! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Dying ain’t much of a living, boy. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Hmm, no lights… must be part of Morphix’s energy conservation plan. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

No disassembly required. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

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You are the missing link. Goodbye. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Aaah, I love the smell of sewers in the morning. I bet Morphix is hiding under a turd somewhere. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

It’s a good day to die! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

You must be 18 or older to ride. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Looks like those alien bastards drank all my beer. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Powerful Duke Nukem Quotes

Your kung-fu is through! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

You’re beautiful when you’re dying. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

No! Come on! No! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Mimic that! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I’m gonna enjoy pissin’ on your dead body! ~ Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes.

Suck my boom stick! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

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I make this look good. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Shake it, baby! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

I am the king of the world, baby! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Shake it, baby! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Mess with the best, you will die like the rest – (Hackers) ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Quit wasting my time. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

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Batteries not included! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

See you in Hell! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Gonna rip ’em a new one. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

This is why I have games named after me! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Go ahead, make my day. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

All aboard the Midtown Express… to hell! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I’ll kick you in the “nuts”! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

You’re an inspiration for birth control. ~ Duke Nukem.

Pigs will fly before Morphix rules the world on my watch! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

All aboard! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Who the hell are you? My evil twin? ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

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The deeper I go, the worse this city smells! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Hello? McFly? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Damn, you’re ugly. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

This train is going nowhere fast. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Time for a reboot! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

A crowbar would come in handy right about now. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Alien boys, there’s a new sheriff in town. ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

I’m God’s gift to women! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Size only matters when you’re full grown, baby! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

What? There’s only one of you? ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Great Duke Nukem Quotes

Looks like you’ve gotten ahead of yourself there. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

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I ain’t got time to bleed! ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

Hmm… convenient. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

This really pisses me off! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

It’s good! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

It’s my way or… Hell, it’s my way! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Ooh, that’s gotta hurt. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

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Hmm… the other white meat. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Ahhhhhhhh! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

That hurt you more than it hurt me. ~ Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes.

This is taking forever. Time to stop pissing around and get this big guy back into action. Woah, that water’s cold. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Damn, I wouldn’t want to lose to me either. ~ Duke Nukem

It’s down to you and me, you one-eyed freak! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Get back to work, you slacker! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

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Hmm, so there is life after death… ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I go where I please, and I please where I go. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Oops, I did it again! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I ain’t afraid of no quake! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater? ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

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Dance for me, baby! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Time to redecorate, in brain matter grey. ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

Rest in pieces! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

I should have known those alien maggots booby-trapped this sub. ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

Looks like we’re about to reach our final destination. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Take your tentacles back to Japan, you freak! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

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Looks like you’re last years model. ~ Duke Nukem

Hey kids you remember i’m a professional, don’t try this at home! ~ Duke Nukem: Zero Hour.

Gotta find the exit now. ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Gimme a Jack and Coke anyday! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Why so serious, Sam? ~ Duke Nukem.

Should’ve stayed in the swamp! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Half man, half animal, all dead! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

It’s clobbering time! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

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What are you waiting for, Christmas? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Looks like your hardware’s gone a little soft, Morphix! ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

Have you seen my rubber…duckie? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Come on! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.

I’m back! ~ Duke Nukem 2.

Pork chop sandwiches! ~ Duke Nukem Forever.

I can do this all day… ~ Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project.

You guys suck! ~ Duke Nukem.

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Rubba-dub-dub. Get out of the tub. ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Mmmm! Who wants bacon and eggs? ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

I’ll blow you a new hole! ~ Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

Get that crap outta here! ~ Duke Nukem 3D.



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