36 Natasia Demetriou Quotes from the British Actress

Natasia Charlotte Demetriou is a British actress, comedian and screenwriter known for her roles in “What We Do in the Shadows” and “Stath Lets Flats.”

Born in London to an English mother and Greek-Cypriot father she studied acting at the University of Leeds and initially worked as a makeup artist.

Demetriou’s career includes winning the Skinny Debutant Award at the Edinburgh Fringe performing with Oyster Eyes and writing for various comedy shows.

She co-wrote and starred in “Ellie & Natasia” and played in “This Time with Alan Partridge.”

Natasia Demetriou Quotes

She co-hosted Netflix’s “The Big Flower Fight” and has collaborated often with her brother Jamie a comedian and actor.

Here are some of the best quotes by Natasia Demetriou.

Best Natasia Demetriou Quotes


My dad makes me hiss with laughter. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

Natasia Demetriou Quotes

I have a simple, simple brain. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

What’s not to aspire to about how to grow your own fruit and vegetables and plants, and then being creative? ~ Natasia Demetriou.

I lived for a little while in a place where the kitchen was a cupboard on the landing. ~ Natasia Demetriou.


I’m so lucky! I got to be a vampire! It’s incredible. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

I hate Zoom. Mainly because I hate staring at my own face. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

Turns out tomato feed is the gift that keeps on giving. It’s good for any plant. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

I’ve always wanted to try presenting and see what it was like, and you know, it could be a huge mistake. ~ Natasia Demetriou.


Comedy characters that take themselves very seriously, but are actually fools, is so funny. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

I love watching TV, I probably spend too much time on my phone, but it’s probably not very good for your mental health is it? It indulges some of your worst personality traits, like staring at other people’s lives on Instagram for hours on end. ~ Natasia Demetriou.


My Greek relatives I think probably are vampires. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

I tried to pull off a pair of thigh-high suede boots once, but my legs just looked like two big trouts wrapped up. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

Top Natasia Demetriou Quotes


We still have a long way to go in such a misogynistic industry. But the discussions that we are having on social media and in politics, about the equal representation of women, which wasn’t happening when I started out, is definitely changing things. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

I was obsessed with ‘Twilight.’ I love the very, very serious drama of Bella and Edward. They were the most serious people in the world, with the worst senses of humor. ~ Natasia Demetriou.


Whenever we do wire work, we do look like babies just being, like, dangled. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

I think being creative and making something that you can look at is so good for your brain and your soul. Nothing beats it. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

It’s just a lovely way to do comedy, where you have the freedom to try stuff, but then you also have a really strong, solid script to go back to if you’re brain dead and tired. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

Famous Natasia Demetriou Quotes

We had such a strange upbringing with such eccentric parents and so we were often put in situations where finding what was funny was a survival thing. ~ Natasia Demetriou.


Treat your eyeballs to people who are truly joyful, escapist or interesting for you. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

You just get satisfaction from achieving something that you just don’t get in any other way than from being creative. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

I’ve just got a flat with a little balcony, so I did that fantastic thing of buying far too many plants and not really knowing what was going to stay alive and what wasn’t. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

I used to be a nanny and the kids used to laugh at me when I’d say ‘Shall we paint something?’ They just wanted to go on their iPads. ~ Natasia Demetriou.


It’s very rare to be able to do a show where the most important thing is being funny. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

I think mockumentaries are such well-trodden grounds for comedies. It has been done a lot, but it is because of that informal nature, it’s such a fertile ground to be funny. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

TV presenting is not so easy. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

I suffer from IBS so I’m severely constipated at all times. ~ Natasia Demetriou.


If anyone pays me a compliment, I’ll do almost anything. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

I only use Tinder to have horrible conversations with people. I accidentally liked this man on there and he sent me some really horrendous things. I was like, ‘I’m gonna be even more horrendous.’ I was by myself, having the time of my life. Then I felt slightly sick. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

Anyone who takes themselves very seriously, or is in any way pompous, or thinks of themselves quite highly, as soon as you pull out one little thread, you find one little chink… that’s when it’s the funniest. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

I think trying to be hot is the antithesis of trying to be funny. If you’re aware of what you look like, or you’re trying to… you can’t be truly funny. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

Popular Natasia Demetriou Quotes


Having an enthusiasm to move doesn’t necessarily mean that the Lord has blessed you with the feet to do so. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

Everyone who does comedy at my level thinks the same thing: ‘What am I doing with my life?’ ~ Natasia Demetriou.

I feel passionately that we need more space on TV for sketch shows for character actors to experiment. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

Who doesn’t want to come and put fangs on, and a funny mad costume, and pretend to be like a really over-the-top bloodsucking monster for a couple of days? It’s like dress-up. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

Well, I’m obsessed with shoes – small shoes, weirdly shaped shoes, hotdogs in shoes, things sliding in and out of shoes. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

It’s embarrassing to say you want to be a comedian. Admitting that you want attention and you think you’re such a laugh. ~ Natasia Demetriou.

So these were the 36 quotes by Natasia Demetriou.

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