Old Gregg is a character from the BBC show The Mighty Boosh.

He is a green, telepathic merman who first appeared in the episode “The Legend of Old Gregg”. He is played by Noel Fielding.

Old Gregg is known for his extreme and erratic behavior, as well as his love of eating live fish.

He is known for his “blinding mangina”.

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He claims to be able to read minds, and often uses this ability to torment others. He also has a habit of singing off-key and playing the banjo.

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Despite his quirks, Old Gregg is shown to be a kind and caring individual.

He has a deep friendship with Howard Moon, and is always there for him when he needs help.

Here is the best collection of Old Gregg quotes and sayings. You can read, enjoy and share these quotes about Old Gregg with your friends and family members.


Best Old Gregg Quotes

Then how come this hook’s in my head, fool? ~ Old Gregg.

You know me, hmm? What about the boat times? ~ Old Gregg.

Don’t lie to me, boy. ~ Old Gregg.

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Do you like Old Gregg’s place? I’ve got all things that are good. ~ Old Gregg.

I’m gonna hurt you. ~ Old Gregg.

Thank you, sir. I got some more. I got these too. That one’s Bailey’s a bit bigger. And that one’s as close as you can get to Bailey’s without your eyes getting wet. ~ Old Gregg.

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That was our first date, hmm? You pulled me up with your strong arms! ~ Old Gregg.

Famous Old Gregg Quotes

Why can’t we do it now? ~ Old Gregg.

What do you mean? ~ Old Gregg.

Make an assessment. ~ Old Gregg.

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I like you. What do you think of me? ~ Old Gregg.

What did it mean to you to see that? Did it mean you love me? ~ Old Gregg.

I do watercolors. ~ Old Gregg.

Bailey’s. Mmm… creamy. Soft creamy beige. ~ Old Gregg.

I’m Old Gregg. Pleased to meet you. ~ Old Gregg.

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You must love me exactly as I love you. ~ Old Gregg.

Maybe I’ll deal with it the way I dealt with Curly Jefferson. ~ Old Gregg.

Do you love me? Are you playin’ your love games with me? I just want to know what to do, because I need your love a lot. Oh, come on now. ~ Old Gregg.

You love me, and you’ve seen me, and you know me. I’m Old Gregg! ~ Old Gregg.

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You think you could ever love me? ~ Old Gregg.

I took Home Economics, I got an A+. I did a crumble. Teacher said mine was the best one. ~ Old Gregg.

Top Old Gregg Quotes

Old Gregg is a fictional merman character that appears in the British comedy television series The Mighty Boosh and has green skin, webbed hands, seaweed hair, and female genitalia. 

The Mighty Boosh episode "The Legend of Old Gregg" aired on the BBC in the United Kingdom on August 23rd, 2005.

Some say Old Gregg is like a big fish finger. But big, like, as in a garage. Imagine a fish finger as big as a garage! ~ Old Gregg.

Come on, don’t make me beg now, ‘cause I’m not your regular guy! Don’t be shy! Do you love me? ~ Old Gregg.

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Could you learn to love me? ~ Old Gregg.

You’re like a breadstick, ya got no rhythm! ~ Old Gregg.

We could do some watercolors together, you and I. ~ Old Gregg.

Let me show you something. I call that one Old Gregg. And then that one I call Old Gregg. And this one, you know what I call that one? ~ Old Gregg.

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It’s attached to your rod, mother licker! ~ Old Gregg.

Maybe i should ask you the same question, whatcha doin in my waters? ~ Old Gregg.

Popular Old Gregg Quotes

Oh, you know me. You’ve seen my downstairs mixup. ~ Old Gregg.

Maybe I should ask you the same question – what you doing in my waters? ~ Old Gregg.

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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other? ~ Old Gregg.

Why are you going? We got everything we need here. We got Bailey’s cream. And everything we need. I’ll get you another Bailey’s. ~ Old Gregg.

Easy now, fuzzy little man peach, hmm? You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe? ~ Old Gregg.

I’ve got this. This is good. ~ Old Gregg.

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How does it work? Tell me how it works. ~ Old Gregg.


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