40 Old Gregg Quotes from The Mighty Boosh

Old Gregg is a popular character from the BBC show ‘The Mighty Boosh’.

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Best Old Gregg Quotes

Then how come this hook’s in my head, fool? ~ Old Gregg.

You know me, hmm? What about the boat times? ~ Old Gregg.

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Do you like Old Gregg’s place? I’ve got all things that are good. ~ Old Gregg.

I’m gonna hurt you. ~ Old Gregg.

Thank you, sir. I got some more. I got these too. That one’s Bailey’s a bit bigger. And that one’s as close as you can get to Bailey’s without your eyes getting wet. ~ Old Gregg.

Don’t lie to me, boy. ~ Old Gregg.

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That was our first date, hmm? You pulled me up with your strong arms! ~ Old Gregg.

Famous Old Gregg Quotes

Why can’t we do it now? ~ Old Gregg.

What do you mean? ~ Old Gregg.

Make an assessment. ~ Old Gregg.

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I like you. What do you think of me? ~ Old Gregg.

What did it mean to you to see that? Did it mean you love me? ~ Old Gregg.

I do watercolors. ~ Old Gregg.

Bailey’s. Mmm… creamy. Soft creamy beige. ~ Old Gregg.

I’m Old Gregg. Pleased to meet you. ~ Old Gregg.

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You must love me exactly as I love you. ~ Old Gregg.

Maybe I’ll deal with it the way I dealt with Curly Jefferson. ~ Old Gregg.

Do you love me? Are you playin’ your love games with me? I just want to know what to do, because I need your love a lot. Oh, come on now. ~ Old Gregg.

You love me, and you’ve seen me, and you know me. I’m Old Gregg! ~ Old Gregg.

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You think you could ever love me? ~ Old Gregg.

I took Home Economics, I got an A+. I did a crumble. Teacher said mine was the best one. ~ Old Gregg.

Top Old Gregg Quotes

Some say Old Gregg is like a big fish finger. But big, like, as in a garage. Imagine a fish finger as big as a garage! ~ Old Gregg.

Come on, don’t make me beg now, ‘cause I’m not your regular guy! Don’t be shy! Do you love me? ~ Old Gregg.

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Could you learn to love me? ~ Old Gregg.

You’re like a breadstick, ya got no rhythm! ~ Old Gregg.

We could do some watercolors together, you and I. ~ Old Gregg.

Let me show you something. I call that one Old Gregg. And then that one I call Old Gregg. And this one, you know what I call that one? ~ Old Gregg.

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It’s attached to your rod, mother licker! ~ Old Gregg.

Maybe i should ask you the same question, whatcha doin in my waters? ~ Old Gregg.

Popular Old Gregg Quotes

Oh, you know me. You’ve seen my downstairs mixup. ~ Old Gregg.

Maybe I should ask you the same question – what you doing in my waters? ~ Old Gregg.

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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other? ~ Old Gregg.

Why are you going? We got everything we need here. We got Bailey’s cream. And everything we need. I’ll get you another Bailey’s. ~ Old Gregg.

Easy now, fuzzy little man peach, hmm? You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe? ~ Old Gregg.

I’ve got this. This is good. ~ Old Gregg.

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How does it work? Tell me how it works. ~ Old Gregg.



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