Tequila is a type of alcohol that produced from the agave plant.

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Best Tequila Quotes

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. ~ George Carlin.

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And no one drank just one shot of tequila. ~ Kristin Hannah.

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When I taste Tequila, baby I still see ya. ~ Dan & Shay.

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When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. ~ Sanjaya Malakar.

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At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila. ~ Rachel Vincent.

If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila. ~ Alida Nugent.

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Tequila probably won’t fix your problems, but it’s worth a shot. ~ Unknown.

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it’s a little different. ~ Tre Cool.

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I rarely drink, but when I do, I prefer Tequila. ~ Valentin Chmerkovskiy.

Pour two parts mix and you throw in one part tequila, some Don Julio, which is my favorite, shake it up a couple times. There’s a perfect margarita. ~ Rande Gerber.

Famous Tequila Quotes

Tequila. Straight. There’s a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won’t go down. Then you know you’ve reached your limit. ~ Lee Marvin.

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If you want to make some memories, add some tequila. ~ Unknown.

Tequila is my salmon. ~ Eddie Redmayne.

I knew I hated straight shots of anything except tequila. I was definitely a tequila girl. ~ Wendy Higgins.

Stop trying to make everyone happy. You’re not tequila. ~ Emmy Rossum.

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Life is better with Tequila. ~ Unknown.

Very few people have that effect. Very few people are tequila and champagne at the same time. ~ Fredrik Backman.

Tequila drinking, our minds will wander to wondrous places. ~ Dave Matthews Band.

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Tequila glasses, shots to the head cuz some memories they need assassins. ~ Big Sean.

I’m not really into beer, but I like tequila shots. ~ MNEK.

Top Tequila Quotes

I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn’t gone that well with the crew… so I replaced it with tequila. ~ Hugh Laurie.

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Tequila is not even a drink; it’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone. ~ Dylan Moran.

Love is like tequila shots, not the quantity but strength matters. ~ Saru Singhal.

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Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. ~ Jackson Rathbone.

I love a tequila shot. You should try it with brown sugar instead of the salt, and orange instead of the lemon. Amazing. ~ Michelle Keegan.

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Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt. ~ Saleem Sharma.

Tequila is like duct tape, it fixes damn nearly everything. ~ Unknown.

Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination. ~ Rainbow Rowell.

I am well aware I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, I’d rather be someone’s shot of tequila anyway! ~ Unknown.

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Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles. ~ Rachel Hollis.

Popular Tequila Quotes

It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough. ~ Jimmy Buffett.

I enjoy tequila, which has a strange effect on people and makes parties more fun than warm white wine. ~ Simon Sebag Montefiore.

Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila. ~ Mark Z. Danielewski.

Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila. ~ Unknown.

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Tequila is like acid in a glass. ~ Greg Proops.

Take life with a pinch of salt; A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime; Do nothing at all But take your time. ~ John Walter Bratton.

An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila. ~ Tori Amos.

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We should all believe in something, and I believe it’s time for another shot of tequila. ~ Justin Timberlake.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave them tequila and have a party. ~ Ron White.

I love dry British humor. I love to sketch in my off time. I love tequila. ~ Maren Morris.

Best Tequila Taglines

  • Soup of the day is tequila.
  • Don’t eat the worm!
  • Te-amo-quila
  • We deal with life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
  • Save precious water. Drink tequila.
  • First, tequila.
  • When you drink enough tequila, trust me: you become a lawyer, doctor, and scientist.
  • Tequila. It fixes everything.
  • Common denominator of exercise and tequila? Both make you feel good.
  • Salt, tequila, lime. Repeat.
  • I feel like the worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle.
  • I didn’t wear my bifocals. It might be tequila…
  • Our tequila is so hot it makes them take off their clothes
  • Let’s get tequilaed!
  • Tequila—because being an adult is hard.
  • Senorita tequila.
  • If you feel salty today, come in and let’s have some tequila.

Top Tequila Captions

  • Too much tequila can leave you wondering where your clothes are.
  • A great way to start a New Year is to have a shot of tequila.
  • Summer is the tequila season.
  • Happy tequila day—every day.
  • Your spirit animal is a tequila.
  • Tequila is my happy hour.
  • No one said too much tequila.
  • Straight down tequila, please.
  • You don’t need training to drink tequila the crafty way.
  • You know, I have mixed drinks with my feelings.
  • You know what’s cool about tequila? It’s a versatile drink.
  • Tequila! It helps people lower their standards.
  • Tequila is the juice of the gods.

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