57 Funny Friendship Quotes for Best Friends

Funny friendships are ones where humor and laughter play a key role in interactions, making shared moments enjoyable.

The bond between friends strengthens when they can make each other laugh, enjoy each other’s company and make their time together memorable.

Friendship, especially best friendship, holds a unique place in our lives, often bringing joy and comfort.

Short, cute, or downright hilarious, friendship quotes capture the essence of these bonds. A collection of 57 funny friendship quotes has been compiled to celebrate these relationships.


In summary, these quotes not only encapsulate the spirit of friendship but also reinforce the value of humor in strengthening these bonds.

Funny Short Friendship Quotes

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend. ~ Aristotle.

You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal. ~ Elizabeth Taylor.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. ~ Marlene Dietrich.


You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you. ~ Unknown.

A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body. ~ Jim Hayes.


A true friend stabs you in the front. ~ Oscar Wilde.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship. ~ Markus Zusak.


I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship. ~ Unknown.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. ~ Unknown.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same. ~ Elbert Hubbard.

All you need to do to be my friend is like me. ~ Taylor Swift.


Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone. ~ Unknown.

Friends offer free therapy. ~ Unknown.

Best Funny Friendship Quotes

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. ~ Arnold H. Glasgow.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. ~ Bernard Meltzer.


An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. ~ Jim Hayes.

We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. ~ Unknown.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you. ~ Rita Mae Brown.

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. ~Clifton Fadiman.


There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends. ~ Sylvia Plath.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter. ~ Mignon McLaughlin.

Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans. ~ Unknown.

Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions. ~ Unknown.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive. ~ Unknown.


If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything. ~ Unknown.

Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital. ~ Unknown.

Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life. ~ Unknown.

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche.

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. ~ Laurence J. Peter.

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’ ~ A. A. Milne.


I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal. ~ Jane Austen.

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. ~ Unknown.

Friendship is a wildly underrated medication. ~ Anna Deavere Smith.

Top Funny Friendship Quotes

Everyone is a complicated human being, and everyone is strong and weak and funny and scared. ~ Laverne Cox.

I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something. ~ Unknown.


There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. ~ Linda Grayson.

You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang. ~ Unknown.

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. ~ Unknown.

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected. ~ Charles Lamb.

Friendship is being there when someone’s feeling low and not being afraid to kick them. ~ Randy K. Milholland.


Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. ~ Robert Brault.

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. – Sicilian Proverb.

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you. ~ Mark Twain.

Best friend isn’t a person; it’s a tier. ~ Mindy Kaling.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one! ~ C.S. Lewis.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap. ~ Unknown.

Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. ~ Unknown.


Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. ~ Greg Tamblyn.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. – Oprah Winfrey

A good friend is a connection to life – a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. ~ Lois Wyse.

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist. ~ Aaron Machado.


We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much. ~ Unknown.

Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine. ~ Charles Dickens.

I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends. ~ Unknown.

We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes. ~ Unknown.

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson.


We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends. ~ Unknown.

Every man should have a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends. ~ Henry Brooks Adams.

So these were the 57 quotes about Funny Friendship.

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