56 Hocus Pocus Quotes and Captions that are Spellbinding

Hocus Pocus is a fantasy comedy film directed by Kenny Ortega and written by Neil Cuthbert and Mick Garris that was released in 1993.

On Halloween night in Salem, Massachusetts, a nasty comedy trio of witches (Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Kathy Najimy) are mistakenly revived by a young boy (Omri Katz).

Here is the best collection of Hocus Pocus quotes and sayings. You can read, enjoy and share these quotes about the Hocus Pocus movie with your friends and family members.


Best Hocus Pocus Quotes

It is a prison for children. ~ Winifred Sanderson.

It reeks of children! ~ Mary Sanderson.

Oh, look! Another glorious morning. Makes me sick! ~ Winifred Sanderson.

Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell! ~ Billy Butcherson.

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You lit the Black Flamed Candle? ~ Cop.

What a fool to give us thy life for thy sister. ~ Winifred Sanderson.

Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies. ~ Winifred .Sanderson

Aren’t you broads a little bit old to be trick or treating? ~ Master’s Wife.

Famous Hocus Pocus Quotes

Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair. ~ Mary Sanderson.

It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out. ~ Dani.

Please don’t be sad for me. ~ Thackery Binx.

Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters? ~ Winifred Sanderson.

He’s a good zombie. ~ Max.

Come little children, I’ll take thee away into a land of enchantment. Come little children, the time has come to play here in my garden of magic. ~ Sarah Sanderson.

Best Instagram Captions from Hocus Pocus Movie

You want to smash some pumpkins? ~ Jay.

Welcome to High School Hell. ~ Max.

Come, we fly! ~ Winifred Sanderson.

You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful! ~ Thackery Binx.

I love you, jerkface. ~ Dani.

Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose. ~ Max.

I killed you once. I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang onto your heads! ~ Winifred Sanderson.

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I am beautiful! Boys will love me! ~ Sarah Sanderson.

Well, I don’t know. Cat’s got my tongue. ~ Winifred Sanderson.

I’ll always take care of you, and my children will take care of you too, and their children after that, and their children after that. Forever and ever. ~ Dani.

Damn, damn, damn! Double damn. ~ Winifred Sanderson.

We’ll be younger in the morning. ~ Winifred Sanderson.

We’re young! ~ Mary Sanderson.

Top Hocus Pocus Quotes

Dance, dance, dance, until you die! ~ Winifred Sanderson.

You know, I’ve always wanted a child. Now I think I’ll have one, on toast! ~ Winifred Sanderson.

Shove it, Satan! ~ Master’s Wife.

They’re very health-conscious in Los Angeles. ~ Ernie.

Goodbye cruel world. ~ Winifred Sanderson.

I put a spell on you and now you’re mine. ~ Winifred Sanderson.

Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends. ~ Allison.

My lucky rat tail! ~ Sarah Sanderson.

Well, fancy! We desire children. ~ Winifred Sanderson.

I shall always be with you. ~ Thackery Binx.

I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle. ~ Thackery Binx.

Hang him on a hook and let me play with him! ~ Sarah Sanderson.

Popular Hocus Pocus Quotes

Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head. Damn that Thackery Binx! ~ Winifred Sanderson.

Bubble, bubble. I’m in trouble! ~ Bus Driver.

‘Tis firm! ‘Tis firm as stone! ~ Sarah Sanderson.

Say what you want! Just don’t breathe on me. ~ Max.

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It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus. ~ Max.

I suggest we form a calming circle. ~ Mary Sanderson.

I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever! ~ Bus Driver.

Farewell, mortal bus boy! ~ Sarah Sanderson.

It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark! ~ Mary Sanderson.

It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it! ~ Dani.

This is…this is terribly uncomfortable. ~ Sarah Sanderson.

The witches are dead, my soul is finally free. You freed me Dani. Thank you! Max, thanks for lighting the candle. ~ Thackery Binx.

Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend? ~ Winifred Sanderson.

Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night? ~ Dani.

Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy. ~ Max.

Dead man’s toe! Dead man’s toe! Dead! Dead! Dead! ~ Sarah Sanderson.

Sisters, we’ve been gone 300 years. ~ Winifred Sanderson.


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