Jeff Spicoli is a character in the American coming-of-age comedy-drama movie “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”.
Jeff Spicoli Quotes
You’re crazy! That light was red – it was yellow a minute ago. I’m sure. ~ Jeff Spicoli.
I think we may have gotten away clean. ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Wait a minute, there’s no birthday party for me here! ~ Jeff Spicoli.
I’m driving, you’re navigating. Where is this party? ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Well I’ll tell you, Stu, I did battle some humongous waves. But like I told the guy on ABC, ‘danger is my business.’ ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Funny Jeff Spicoli Quotes
You know the thing I love about Mustangs? The steering wheel. ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Get out of here, Curtis. I don’t hear you unless you knock. ~ Jeff Spicoli.
What Jefferson was saying was, ‘Hey! You know, we left this England place ’cause it was bogus; so if we don’t get some cool rules ourselves – pronto – we’ll just be bogus, too!’ Get it? ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Sorry, I’m late. It’s just like this new schedule is totally confusing. ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Righteous bucks! ~ Jeff Spicoli.
This is U.S. history, I see the globe right there. ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Life comes at you pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Hilarious Jeff Spicoli Quotes
This will be a little demonstration of that, listen up. That was my skull. I’m so wasted! ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Heading over to the Australian and Hawaiian internationals, and then me and Mick are going to wing on over to London and jam with the Stones. ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Outrageous, Merv. Nice to be here. I feel great. ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Be noble. Be aggressive. The thing about missile command is to decimate before you can be decimated. Just like in real life. ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Who’s got the beaucoup dolares today? ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Best Jeff Spicoli Quotes
People on ‘ludes should not drive. ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Oh, gnarly! ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Aloha Mr. Hand! ~ Jeff Spicoli.
It was like a full crowd scene at the food lines. ~ Jeff Spicoli.
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine. ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Humorous Jeff Spicoli Quotes
Merv, I’m thinking – I’ve only got about four good hours of surfing left before these little clowns from junior high start showing up with their boogie boards. ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Awesome! Totally awesome! ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Make up your mind dude. Is he going to sh*t or is he going to kill us? ~ Jeff Spicoli.
He’s the full hot orator. ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it. ~ Jeff Spicoli.
It’s a bunch of Jocks in Granada! ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Thought I’d do the whole surf-bum thing, but it turns out I don’t like surfers or bums. ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Famous Jeff Spicoli Quotes
You better save some for me, you swine! ~ Jeff Spicoli.
This is a cop. He’s definitely cruising me at a busting distance. ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes! ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Mr. Hand, do you have a guy like me in all your classes? You know, a guy you make an example of? ~ Jeff Spicoli.
Well Stu I’ll tell you, surfing’s not a sport, it’s a way of life, it’s no hobby. It’s a way of looking at that wave and saying, ‘Hey bud, let’s party!’ ~ Jeff Spicoli.
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