Sheogorath, the Daedric Prince of Madness in the Elder Scrolls universe, rules over the Shivering Isles, or the Madhouse, comprised of artistic Mania and gloomy Dementia.
Assisted by his Chamberlain Haskill and the dukes of Mania and Dementia, Sheogorath acts as the antagonist in the Mages Guild questline.
Known by various titles, he usually manifests as a well-dressed man with a cane. Visiting his realm may result in loss of sanity.
His worship is prevalent in Tamriel, especially among the Dunmer.
In this article I have shortlisted the best Sheogorath quotes.
Sheogorath Quotes
I should make you fight Narwhals on the open ocean. ~ Sheogorath.
Wonderful! Time for a celebration… Cheese for everyone! ~ Sheogorath.
Greetings! Salutations! Welcome! Now go away. Leave. Run. Or die. ~ Sheogorath.
Then call me Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness. Charmed. ~ Sheogorath.
I am a part of you, little mortal. I am a shadow in your subconscious, a blemish on your fragile little psyche. You know me. You just don’t know it. ~ Sheogorath.
Was it Molag? No, no… Little Tim, the toymaker’s son? The ghost of King Lysandus? Or was it… Yes! Stanley, that talking grapefruit from Passwall. ~ Sheogorath.
Best Sheogorath Quotes
Jolly good guess. But only half right. I’m a mad god. The Mad God, actually. It’s a family title. Gets passed down from me to myself every few thousand years. ~ Sheogorath.
Now you. You can call me Ann Marie. But only if you’re partial to being flayed alive and having an angry immortal skip rope with your entrails. If not… Then call me Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness. Charmed. ~ Sheogorath.
Do you mind? I’m busy doing the fishstick. It’s a very delicate state of mind! ~ Sheogorath.
And as for you, my little mortal minion… Feel free to keep the Wabbajack. As a symbol of my… Oh, just take the damn thing. ~ Sheogorath.
The game is a foot. Or a leg. Or all manner of severed limbs! ~ Sheogorath.
Well, I suppose it’s back to the Shivering Isles. The trouble Haskill can get into while I’m gone simply boggles the mind… ~ Sheogorath.
The Daedric Prince of Order. Or biscuits… No. Order. And not in a good way. Bleak. Colorless. Dead. Boring, boring, boring. ~ Sheogorath.
Famous Sheogorath Quotes
I see you have completed my little errand. Well done. Perhaps you’ve gotten a taste of madness as well? Do not believe madness to be a curse, mortal. ~ Sheogorath.
Ah! Good, good! No more barking at all hours, and chewing up my slippers. You used the hemlock, then? Damned good idea! I… Um… We’re not talking about Barbas, are we? Clavicus Vile’s… dog? Oohh… awkward. ~ Sheogorath.
You should be off like the wind, solving problems and doing good deeds! ~ Sheogorath.
Except where the backbone is an actual backbone. Ever been to Malacath’s realm…? Nasty stuff. But, back to the business at hand. ~ Sheogorath.
I hate indecision! Or maybe I don’t. Make up your mind, or I’ll have your skin made into a hat — one of those arrowcatchers. I love those hats! ~ Sheogorath.
You know, you remind me of myself at a young age. All I cared about was riding narwhales and sleeping in honeycombs and drinking babies’ tears. Word of advice, if you ever ride a narwhale, mind the pointy end. ~ Sheogorath.
Why do I need a reason for everything? Mortals, mortals, mortals! Always needing a reason to do things. For example: people think light chases away the shadows! I prefer to think that without a few lights, there’d be no shadows to enjoy. ~ Sheogorath.
You’ll be my champion. You’ll grow powerful. You’ll grow to be me. Prince of Madness, a new Sheogorath. Or you’ll die trying. I love that about you. ~ Sheogorath.
You’re going to stop the Greymarch by becoming Me. Or a version of Me. You’ll be powerful. Powerful enough to stop Jyggalag. ~ Sheogorath.
It’s Jyggalag’s time, and not a good time at all. You’re going to help me stop it. First, though, you need to get your feet wet. ~ Sheogorath.
So these were the 23 quotes by Sheogorath.
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