Someone who acts like they know everything is a smartass in the eyes of others.

Someone who constantly makes an unflattering attempt to look wiser than others.


Smartass Quotes

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Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you. ~ Bill Murray.

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Don’t be a smart ass! Smartass die first! ~ Deyth Banger.

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All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don’t ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is. ~ Markus Zusak.

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Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart. ~ Raheel Farooq.

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When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. I am fifty. I haven’t seen anything. ~ Erik Satie.

God gave men both a *enis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. ~ Robin Williams.

You’d be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams.” “Like drool?” ~ Catherine Lowell.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. ~ Steven Wright.

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If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. ~ Marilyn Monroe.

Best Smartass Quotes

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.  ~ Winston Churchill

It’s better to be late than to arrive ugly. ~ Marilyn Monroe.

Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black. ~ Olivia Cunning.

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Top Smartass Quotes

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. ~ Oscar Wilde.

Better to play dumb than to go as smartass… after all smartasses get what they deserve in the end. ~ Deyth Banger.

The trick is to find that one person who can give it back as good as they can take it. ~ Sally Thorne.