15 Smartass Quotes to Make Your Smile

Someone who acts like they know everything is a smartass in the eyes of others.

Someone who constantly makes an unflattering attempt to look wiser than others.

We all need a good laugh or a witty reply to lighten our day from time to time.


This is when smartass quips come in handy. Smartass quotes are one-liners that are smart, snarky, and frequently amusing, and are ideal for enlivening any discussion.

Whether you want to wow your pals with your wit or just have some fun, we’ve got you covered.

Smartass Quotes

Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you. ~ Bill Murray.


Don’t be a smart ass! Smartass die first! ~ Deyth Banger.

All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don’t ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is. ~ Markus Zusak.

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart. ~ Raheel Farooq.

When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. I am fifty. I haven’t seen anything. ~ Erik Satie.

God gave men both a *enis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. ~ Robin Williams.

You’d be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams.” “Like drool?” ~ Catherine Lowell.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. ~ Steven Wright.

If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. ~ Marilyn Monroe.

Best Smartass Quotes

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.  ~ Winston Churchill

It’s better to be late than to arrive ugly. ~ Marilyn Monroe.

Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black. ~ Olivia Cunning.


Top Smartass Quotes

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. ~ Oscar Wilde.

Better to play dumb than to go as smartass… after all smartasses get what they deserve in the end. ~ Deyth Banger.

The trick is to find that one person who can give it back as good as they can take it. ~ Sally Thorne.

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Chandan Negi
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