22 Tony Soprano Quotes to Make You Smile

Tony Soprano born on August 22, 1959, in Newark, New Jersey is a revered fictional character portrayed by James Gandolfini in HBO’s acclaimed television drama series, “The Sopranos”.

The son of Livia and Johnny Soprano, a capo in the DiMeo crime family, Tony’s upbringing was steeped in violence, influencing his eventual induction into the Italian-American Mafia.


Over the course of the series’ six seasons, he ascended to become the boss of the fictional North Jersey DiMeo crime family, later known as the Soprano family.

His complex character, an antihero, underwent significant development thanks to his compelling story arc.

His portrayal by James Gandolfini earned him iconic status, establishing Tony Soprano as a cornerstone of the series.

Gandolfini’s exceptional performance marked a pinnacle in his career, his portrayal of Tony Soprano remaining a testament to his talent, even following his untimely death in June 2013 at the age of 51.

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Here are the best Quotes by Tony Soprano for you to enjoy.

Tony Soprano Quotes

A wrong decision is better than indecision. ~ Tony Soprano.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. ~ Tony Soprano.


Those who want respect, give respect. ~ Tony Soprano.

I like people who don’t need everyone to like them. ~ Tony Soprano.

You’re only religious when it suits you. ~ Tony Soprano.

We’re soldiers. Soldiers don’t go to hell. ~ Tony Soprano.

I wipe my ass with your feelings. ~ Tony Soprano. 


I’m like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to s–t.” ~ Tony Soprano. 

What use is an unloaded gun? ~ Tony Soprano. 

Best Tony Soprano Quotes

Sometimes it’s important to give people the illusion of being in control. ~ Tony Soprano.

If you can quote the rules, then you can obey them. ~ Tony Soprano.

I don’t care how close you are, in the end, your friends are gonna let you down. Family: they’re the only ones you can depend on. ~ Tony Soprano.

Oh, poor baby. What do you want, a Whitman Sampler? ~ Tony Soprano.


You got any idea what my life would be worth if certain people found out I checked into a laughing academy? ~ Tony Soprano.

Buy land, ’cause God ain’t making any more of it. ~ Tony Soprano.

Famous Tony Soprano Quotes

It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. ~ Tony Soprano.

I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside. ~ Tony Soprano.

Well, when you’re married, you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce. ~ Tony Soprano.


It’s almost time for turkey sandwiches! ~ Tony Soprano.

Nostradamus and Notre Dame. It’s two different things completely. ~ Tony Soprano.

He’s gonna leave the house. On a piece of plywood if necessary, but he’s gonna leave the house. ~ Tony Soprano.

I went ahead and ordered some for the table. ~ Tony Soprano.

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