Saturday is a special day.

You feel jovial on Saturdays as it ends the workweek.

Here are some funny Saturday quotes for you to enjoy.

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Best Funny Saturday Quotes

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Different cocktails for different Saturday nights. ~ Unknown.

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Earlier this century Saturday was ‘bath night’. Wash day. Bed sheets got changed. ~ Lloyd Jones.

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Good morning. Happy Saturday, have a great day. God Bless. ~ Unknown.

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Different cocktails for different Saturday nights. ~ Drew Barrymore.

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Finally, it’s Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it. Have a happy Saturday. ~ Unknown.

Have a joyful Saturday. Oh, my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days. ~ Unknown.

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It’s Saturday night and I’m home on Facebook. Don’t laugh, so are you. Happy Saturday! ~ Unknown.

Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have ‘plans.’ ~ Mike Birbiglia.

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I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were Saturday. ~ Chip Gaines.

Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ~ Bill Watterson.

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If you work 8 hour days, Mondays to Fridays, then you have to keep Saturdays and Sundays sacred. ~ Unknown.

Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have “plans”. ~ Unknown.

Your body tells you what it needs, and if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, it’s probably because you need the sleep. – Sophia Bush.

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It’s Saturday may it brings you lots of love and lots of cheer. ~ Unknown.

Famous Funny Saturday Quotes

Saturday is the mightiest day of the week. It’s unshakably, overwhelmingly superior. Not only is it a day off of school, the following day is also a day off, like some kind of Super Saiyan bargain sale. ~ Wataru Watari.

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Ah. I love these lazy Saturdays. Ah. I love these real Saturdays. They’re so relaxing. ~ Matt Groening.

Weekends are like rainbows. They look great from a distance but once you get up close to them, they disappear. Happy Saturday. ~ Unknown.

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Sleeping in on a Saturday always feels like a little bit of heaven. ~ Carla Kringer.

There is nothing more I love more than being in a throw-down on a Saturday night. ~ Donald Cerrone.

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Saturday, please stay. ~ Unknown.

Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face. ~ Dan Pearce.

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Saturdays are a chance to wake up extra early and enjoy the freedom to do whatever I want. ~ Michael Crews.

In the postwar years, in quick time, Saturday became the cornerstone of a new social pattern. ~ Lloyd Jones.

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Saturday shines when we let our positive attitude shine through. ~ Unknown.

Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday. ~ Unknown.

Your body tells you what it needs, and if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, it’s probably because you need the sleep. ~ Sophia Bush.

Saturdays are an escape from school, work, and ‘have to’ tasks. ~ Michael Crews.

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Saturday night is the night for daring deeds. ~ Russell Endo.

Saturday night is when you want to do what you want to do and not what you have to do. ~ Susan Orlean.

Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you’re drunk on my love. ~ C.J. Carlyon.

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday! ~ Unknown.

Have come to the conclusion that Saturday is a man. It comes too quick then you don’t hear. ~ Unknown.

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Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through. ~ Anthony Burgess.

Dear Saturday, I love you. ~ Unknown.

Today is Saturday, which means that the only decision you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine. ~ Unknown.

It’s Saturday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle. ~ Unknown.

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Saturday night out? Just kidding, I am just sitting in my pyjamas. ! Happy Saturday. ~ Unknown.

It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It’s that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. Imagine living a life where everyday are your Saturdays and Sundays. Make every day your weekend. Make everyday a play-day. ~ James A. Murphy.

Top Funny Saturday Quotes

When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana.

Saturdays don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. Happy weekend. ~ Unknown.

Happiness is not having to set the alarm for next morning. Happy Saturday! ~ Unknown.

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Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday. ~ Unknown.

I think having more Saturdays sounds great, and having every day be Saturday sound even better. ~ Michael Crews.

Come on, come on, turn the radio on. It’s Saturday, and it won’t be long. ~ Sia.

Saturday is still the busiest shopping day of the week, but the opening of stores on Sundays has made it less distinctively busy. ~ Susan Orlean.

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Sleeping in on a Saturday always feels like a little bit of heaven. ~ Carla Kringer.

Today is Saturday which means that today I will be multi-slacking instead of multi-tasking. ~ Unknown.

There were many reasons to regard Saturday as the second best day after Friday. ~ R. Phillip Ritter.

Saturday is what gives us a weekend of enjoyment. ~ Anthony T. Hincks.

To me, it always seemed as though Saturday night was the down-home night. ~ Russell Endo.

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Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath. ~ Lyndon B. Johnson.

Happy Saturday! When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. ~ Tecumseh.

Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night? ~ Joss Whedon.

Happy Saturday! “Study nature, love nature, stay close to nature. It will never fail you.” – Frank Lloyd Wright

On a lazy Saturday morning when you’re lying in bed, drifting in and out of sleep, there is a space where fantasy and reality become one. ~ Lynn Johnston.

Amazing Funny Saturday Quotes

Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. ~ Muddy Waters.

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Come on, no one works Saturday night! ~ Rob Grant.

I learned that the hardest party to pull off successfully is Saturday night dinner. ~ Ina Garten.

Saturday night is a time to try new things. Maybe that’s why so many people in the older generation had to lose their lives on Saturday night. ~ Russell Endo.

There was nothing like a Saturday – unless it was the Saturday leading up to the last week of school and into summer vacation. That of course was all the Saturdays of your life rolled into one big shiny ball. ~ Nora Roberts.

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I wish that every day was Saturday and every month was October. ~ Charmaine J. Forde.

Saturday. Beast mode: OFF. ~ Unknown.

Sunday would be lost without Saturday, and I would be lost without you. ~ Anthony T. Hincks.

It’s Saturday, so turn your magic on! Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath. ~ Unknown.

I look forward to packing in the activities to live life to the fullest. To me, Saturdays are invaluable. ~ Michael Crews.

On the Sixth Day, God created man, the sort of result you often get when you go in to work on a Saturday. – Robert Brault

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Have a Happy Saturday. Saturdays are for adventures, Sundays are for cuddling. ~ Unknown.

It’s Saturday. Movement is optional. Have a happy weekend. ~ Unknown.

Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturdays and Sundays. Make every day for your weekend. Make every day a play-day. – James A. Murphy.

It’s Saturday I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it. ~ Unknown.

Short Funny Saturday Quotes

Oh my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days. ~ Charmaine J Forde.

I suppose any policeman who’s been in Harlem for a month of Saturday nights has had all the experiences he’ll ever need, as far as handling violence goes. ~ Russell Endo.

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Hip Hip Hurray! It’s Saturday. Good weekend! ~ Unknown.

Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you. ~ Ogden Nash.

If you work 8 hour days, Mondays to Fridays, then you have to keep Saturdays and Sundays sacred. ~ Unknown.

Saturday night happens to be when most people take part in whatever is the current entertainment trend. ~ Susan Orlean.

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Without Saturday, Sunday would just be another day of the week. ~ Anthony T. Hincks.

Saturday night still does have a distinct personality and effect on most people. People still act differently on a Saturday night for no reason other than it’s Saturday night. ~ Susan Orlean.

On this Saturday, remember that you are the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. ~ Unknown.

Ah, Saturday… A day of rest… Rest from doing the laundry, rest from cleaning the house, and rest from all of the other stuff I put off on Friday! ~ Unknown.


So these were the 75 quotes about Funny Saturday.

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