Tiny Tina is a Borderlands 2 NPC who also appears in Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel and Borderlands 3.
Best Tiny Tina Quotes
I left some reeaaal sexy bombs back on Sanctuary. Oh, just thinkin’ bout ’em… come on, think about ’em with me. Yeeeeeah. Together now. Hohhhhh. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Hey I told ya’z to get outta heeya, get out or do I gotta shank a b*tch? ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
I wanna shoot the cannon again! AGAIN! But Lil said no. BLEEPING CURSE WORDS! ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Roland told me you were comin’ – I still owe him for all that buttcrap with General Rancid. So, you gotta hijack a train, hunh? Chiiild’s play! Lemme introduce you to my ladies. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Runnin’, runnin’, runnin’, I’m runnin’ over here, run, run, run-run, run. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
This here’s Mushy Snugglebites, and this is Felicia Sexopants. These fiiiine-ass womens could stop that train for yas, but I’ma need their badonkadonks first, and they got stoled by the bandits a few days ago. Go get ’em! ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Naptime! ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
When you are ready to begin the Tea-Party, please smack Mister Flesh Stick in his b*tch face. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Come on iiiin, you are missing the Fuun! ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
BURN ALL THE BABIES!!!!! ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Famous Tiny Tina Quotes
That’s right. Twin sisters, man. Hhhahhhhhh. Take ’em. Take ’em take ’em take ’em take ’em. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Oh, hello! I didn’t see you there. I was just on an important mission to save my friends and AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THE SAME THING?! ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
So, just saying, it’s probably my birthday, and you ain’t got me nothing. Mini-moonshot cannon. Just wanna put that in your head. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Ten… Nine… launches rockets I got bored. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Oh daaaaaayum, you lookin’ good, ladies. Let’s get to work. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Oh haiiii! ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Gonna eat so many goddamn crumpets, it’s going to be a Crumpocalypse. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Yo yo yo. You kill that vineyman up on vineyville yet? ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Just put my damsels near the choo-choo track and set ’em off! Good plan? Great plan! ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Get-outta-my-shop-or-I’ll-punch-yo-butt. That’s-how-Tiny-Tina-roll. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Popular Tiny Tina Quotes
You come up in my face, and you DON’T GOT BOMB PARTS, you KNOW I’m throwing hands. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
MORDY’S ALL BETTER AND ELLIE FIXED THE CAMP’S COFFEE MACHINE AND I CAN’T STOP YELLING ABOUT EITHER ONE OF THOSE THINGS! ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
That’s Mushy Snugglebites’ badonkadonk. She’s my main squeeze. Lady’s got a gut fulla’ dynamite and a booty like POOOW! ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Climb the pipe to the train or you’ll go insane wut wut. That’s a rap song I wrote. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
All around the Sta-actus plant, the stalker chased the bandit, the stalker thought ’twas all in fun – POP! Goes the bandit! ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Get his signature on this. Please. PLEASEpleasepleasepleasepleaseplease! If you don’t get his autograph I’m gonna DIEEEEE. He’s my favoritest. He killed every living person on the Bathymas with nothing but a rusty butterknife. If you don’t take it I’m gonna start crying. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. [making a song out of it] oh-baby please please PLEASE! That was ‘Please’ by Tiny Tina with Vault Hunter on bass. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Get some cookies, so you can eat ’em and grow up big and strong and kick Piston in the butt-butt. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
He said…no? Well. There’s only one thing to do — look him in the eye, nod politely, and KILL THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF HIM! ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Top Tiny Tina Quotes
Make it RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN! ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Wait a minute. Those cookies weren’t chocolate chip. Those…are…raisins.
WHYYYYYY-HY-HYYYYY?! SHAWTY, DESTROY ALL THE FOOD DISPENSERS! WIPE THE RAISIN ABOMINATIONS OFF THE MAP! I JUST WANTED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES! WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE? ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Come on, Mordy. You got this! You gonna be all right. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
That. Was. The BIGGESTEST BOOM OF ALL TIME! Gotta give it to Lilly-of-the-valley, she knows how to kill a baddo in style. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Seriously, though. Vaulty-Vault, you was there for me in the dark times. That’s fo’ life. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Gonna go blat-blat-blat on the vine-freaks. \n Rat-tat-tat till their brain leaks. \n Chill, girl, just droppin’ some bars. Go do the thing. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Sup, sucka? It’s Tina. I wrote you a poem and it goes a little somethin’ like this BREAK IT DOWN. Ahem. Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack kill Jack kill Jack KIIIILL JAAAAACK! Kill Jack. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Squishy. Squishy squishy squishy. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Ohmygodohmygodohmygod. Do you know who just arrived in Beatdown? SULLY THE STABBER! He’s my THIRD favorite mass-murderer in the ENTIRE WORLD! You HAVE to go get his autograph for me. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
That’s right, b*tches – my big brudder’s about to teach you some MANNERS. Nobody steals Mushy Snugglebites’ badonkadonk and lives! ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
Got the badonkadonks? Best day evaaaa. Bring ’em back here and I’ll use ’em to make some fine-ass damsels who can hijack that train for yas. ~ Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2).
If these quotes and sayings connect with you, check out our other popular posts on Johnny Bravo quotes and Yosemite Sam quotes.
