Yosemite Sam is a famous cartoon character from Warner Bros.’ Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of short films.

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Best Yosemite Sam Quotes

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Say yer prayers ya long-eared galoot! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Start walkin’ ya doggone long-eared galoot. ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Shut up, shuttin’ up! Bang! bang! bang! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose. ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Back, back, back, down ya shark livered varmint! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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That dame’s taking everything, but the kitchen sink. ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Nobody I’ll vote for a flattened out rabbit skin, a-huh, I always say. ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Goodbye, rabbit! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Come ta papa, baby. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Famous Yosemite Sam Quotes

Blast your ornery hide! If ya does that just once more, I ain’t a-going after it. ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Say your prayers, duck! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Ooh! I’ll shiver his timbers and I’ll baton his hatch and keel-haul his kuppers! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Oooooo! I hate that rabbit! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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I’m the meanest, roughest, toughest hombre that’s ever crossed the Rio Grande, and I ain’t no namby-bamby! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Ten dollars! Why it’s gettin’ so a man can’t earn a dishonest livin’ no more. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Ya double-crossers! I’m a-comin’ back, and I ain’t comin’ back to play marbles! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Whoa camel! Whoa! ~ Yosemite Sam.

What’s up doc? I ain’t no doc, I’m a pirate, sea goin’ Sam. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Stranger, you just yupped yourself into a hole in the head! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Oooo, that dirty bilge rat has be-fouled my good name. ~ Yosemite Sam.

You ornery fur-bearin’ rebel, you’ll pay for this! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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I’m a-sailin’ with the tide, or my name ain’t Shanghai Sam, and it is. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Top Yosemite Sam Quotes

Shut off that judybox! I can’t hear myself a-speechin.’ ~ Yosemite Sam.

Aha! There ya are ya buck-toothed barnacle, say your prayers. ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Outta my way, fancy boy. I’m a-commandeering this here clown car. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Oooo, that gastronomic, epicure, culinary crepe suzette – I hate him! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Where am I? It sure is powerful warm in here. Is this Dallas? ~ Yosemite Sam.

Now, ya carrot-chewin’ coyote!! Git a goin! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Dragons is so stupid. ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Oh, yeah? Well, I talk loud, and I carry a bigger stick! And I use it, too! ~ Yosemite Sam.

I’m a-comin’ over the wall after ya, and I’m a-comin’ in a-shootin’! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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No, no, no, you’re doin’ it all wrong! ~ Yosemite Sam.

The first one tries to get outta here to warn that rabbit, gets his hide blown off! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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If God didn’t want us to have guns, he wouldn’t have given us trigger fingers! ~ Yosemite Sam.

No more gentleman’s stuff, from now on, you fights my way dirty! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Ah, Chilikoot Sam. The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest claim-jumper that ever jumped a claim. ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Say your prayers varmint, dead rabbits tell no tales. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Now all-a-you skunks clear outta here! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Popular Yosemite Sam Quotes

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Oooooo! I’ll blast your head off for this! ~ Yosemite Sam.

All right now, ya wise guy, dance! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Haw haw haw haw, and keep reachin’ for the ceiling, till ya reach it! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Pickins is mighty slim round here. Hardly no reward for a day’s work. ~ Yosemite Sam.

All right, don’t rush me. I’m-a-thinkin’, and my head hurts. ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Any one-a-you lily-livered, bow-legged varmints care to slap leather with me? ~ Yosemite Sam.

Get down, ya long-eared mountain goat. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Now, ya racka-frackin’ carrot-chewin’ varmint! Get a-goin’! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Now, ya varmint, dive! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Say your prayers, rabbit. ~ Yosemite Sam.

You’ve been getting mighty bossy since we started this galdurn alliance. ~ Yosemite Sam.

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The varmint got me, I’m-a-headin’ for the last round up. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Now quit stallin’, and start roastin’! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Entertaining Yosemite Sam Quotes

That’s what I get for trustin’ a rabbit. ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Oooo, I’d like to lay my hands on the lily-livered swab is writ that forgery. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Consider yourself as lucky because you are getting another chance from me to draw a gun. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Who am I? I’m Sam Von Schmamm, the Hessian, that’s who I am. ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Great horny toads, I’m up North! Gotta burn my boots, they touched Yankee soil. ~ Yosemite Sam.

When I say whoa, I mean whoa! ~ Yosemite Sam.

I’m a-givin’ ya one second to draw a gun. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Great horny toadies! I musta dug clean through to Chiney! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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I’m a Hessian, without no aggression. ~ Yosemite Sam.

I paid my four bits to see the high diving act, and I’m-a gonna see the high diving act! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Ya darn dude, I’ll give you a taste of leather! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Iconic Yosemite Sam Quotes

I’m the hootin’est, tootin’est, shootin’est, bob-tail wildcat, in the west! ~ Yosemite Sam.

No good bush whackin’ barracuda. ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Listen, stranger. This town ain’t big enough for the two of us! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Now drink up, varmint! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Lay down your arms and step forward, Yankee. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Cut it out! Now drink yer juice before I blows the fur off’n yer hide! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Drop that sword varmint! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Not that-a way, you darn galoot! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Ya doggone idgit galoot, you’ll blow the ship to smithereenies! ~ Yosemite Sam.

I should have been aware before trusting a rabbit because this is the result of trusting a rabbit. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Aha! Now I gotcha ya fur-bearin’ crittter! ~ Yosemite Sam.

When I get that money, I’ll buy the old ladies home and kick them out. I’ll tear down the orphanage and fire the police department. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Come back here you muley-headed maverick. ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Welcome to the house of Sam. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Huh, missed again ya hammerhead halibut! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Short Yosemite Sam Quotes

Get outta there, you rassa-frassin’ fur-bearin’ critter! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Twenty years tryin’, and ya missed me again. Ya shovel nosed mackrel. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Open up that door! Ya notice I didn’t say Richard? Come on, open up or I’ll bust her down! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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I’m the fastest gun north, south, east, and west of the Pecos! ~ Yosemite Sam.

So long, sucker! Ahahahahahaha. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Tossed coconut salad. Fresh coconut milk. I hate coconuts! I can’t stand coconuts! ~ Yosemite Sam.

I sees ya, come on out-a-there ya long-eared blue coat. ~ Yosemite Sam.

I’m Yosemite Sam, the meanest, toughest, rip-roarin-est, Edward Everett Horton-est hombre, whatever packed a six shooter! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Consarn it! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Get a-goin’, or I’ll blow your carcass right out from under yer hat! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Oooo, get me a mouth piece, I wanna a hapus corpease! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Naw, still ain’t big enough! ~ Yosemite Sam.

It’s either heads or tails, rabbit. Now pick a dadburn side. ~ Yosemite Sam.

There’s your piana rabbit, now let’s see ya play it. ~ Yosemite Sam.

The first dang Yankee that steps out of that dugout, gets his head blasted off! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Read faster rabbit. Read faster or I’ll blast your head off! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Ya no-account, bush-whackin’! ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Blast his scuppers, I’ll slice his liver out for this! ~ Yosemite Sam.

That’s right, Yosemite Sam. The roughest, toughest, hombre that ever locked horns with a rabbit. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Ah, shuddup! Here! You’re a-swabbin’ the deck! ~ Yosemite Sam.

Too late, duck, I already wished for a pirate ship. After I sinks a certain pesky rabbit, I’ll come back and pick. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Mmm, that’s a mighty fine grub. Tastes like chicken. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Sorry to have to intrude, but there’s a Yankee about. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Prepare to defend yourself rabbit, ’cause I’m a bordin’ your ship. ~ Yosemite Sam.

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Okay rabbit, you forced me to use force. ~ Yosemite Sam.

Blast your scuppers, ya barnacle-bitten landlubber. ~ Yosemite Sam.

So these were the 105 quotes from Yosemite Sam.

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