53 Johnny Bravo Quotes from the Classic Animated TV Show

Johnny Bravo is a Cartoon Network animated television series created by Van Partible.

The main protagonist of the series is Johnny Bravo.

Here is the top collection of Johnny Bravo quotes and sayings.

Best Johnny Bravo Quotes

I bet your name’s Mickey, ’cause you’re so fine. ~ Johnny Bravo.

Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda. ~ Johnny Bravo.

Space. It’s really, really, really, really big. ~ Johnny Bravo.


Aw, man! That does it! This is my favorite shirt! I gotta go wash up! ~ Johnny Bravo.

Yeah, whatever. ~ Johnny Bravo.

Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling. ~ Johnny Bravo.

Wanna see me comb my hair, really fast? ~ Johnny Bravo.

I may be late honey, but I’m looking good. ~ Johnny Bravo.

I came, I saw, I broke a hip. ~ Johnny Bravo.

Funny Johnny Bravo Quotes

Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion? ~ Johnny Bravo.

You know, that just might be crazy enough to work. ~ Johnny Bravo.

Mama mia. That’s a spicy meatball!. ~ Johnny Bravo.

If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right! ~ Johnny Bravo.

There, there, princess. I don’t mean to break your heart. But then again, I’m a heart breaker. ~ Johnny Bravo.

This won’t end well. ~ Johnny Bravo.


Hey! How come he gets a banana? ~ Johnny Bravo.

Thank you, thank you very much. ~ Johnny Bravo.

Hello, 911 Emergency? There’s a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that – it’s only me! ~ Johnny Bravo.

Enough about you, let’s talk about me, Johnny Bravo. ~ Johnny Bravo.

This is not good… for my hair! ~ Johnny Bravo.

Hey, Baby! Anybody ever tell you I have beautiful eyes? ~ Johnny Bravo.

Famous Johnny Bravo Quotes

But enough about me… Let’s talk about me. What do you think of me? ~ Johnny Bravo.

Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits. ~ Johnny Bravo.

Do the Monkey with me. ~ Johnny Bravo.

Pops? It’s me, Johnny! I couldn’t find any donuts so I brought some tile grout! ~ Johnny Bravo.

No Mama! I’m too old for the tiny pants!! ~ Johnny Bravo.

20,000 dollars? That`s almost 20,000 dollars! ~ Johnny Bravo.

Hey there smart momma, typin’ recipes? ~ Johnny Bravo.

Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there. ~ Johnny Bravo.

Top Johnny Bravo Quotes

I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city… my living room is full of cats… that means… (pause) I’m hungry! ~ Johnny Bravo.

You know, you’d think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn’t gravitate towards the service industry. ~ Johnny Bravo.

Some people look at Jerky and say, Why?. Me, I look at Jerky and I say Mmmmmmmm! Jerky! ~ Johnny Bravo.

So enough about me, let’s talk more about me. ~ Johnny Bravo.

Now listen mister I ain’t got no time for you to be talking Greek. ~ Johnny Bravo.

My glasses! I can’t be seen without my glasses! ~ Johnny Bravo.

Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshiped as a god. ~ Johnny Bravo.

Jinkies…isn’t that some sort of breakfast cereal or something? ~ Johnny Bravo.


Oh, you will pay for this! ~ Johnny Bravo.

Let’s take this blue road. ~ Johnny Bravo.

But these letters! If Santa doesn’t get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And whoever heard of a Christmas without free stuff? ~ Johnny Bravo.

Hey baby, can I be your natural selection? ~ Johnny Bravo.

Hey, Santa, it’s me, Johnny. Remember I’m the one that beat you up last year ’cause I thought you were a burglar? ~ Johnny Bravo.

I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army! ~ Johnny Bravo.

Dog… donkey… Well, they both start with the letter N.. ~ Johnny Bravo.

Popular Johnny Bravo Quotes

Kachow. ~ Johnny Bravo.

Check the pects. Hoo-ha hooah! ~ Johnny Bravo.

I am sickened… but curious. ~ Johnny Bravo.

Pops, am I a…gentleman? ~ Johnny Bravo.

Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah! ~ Johnny Bravo.

Man, I’m pretty. ~ Johnny Bravo.

You look pretty…I look pretty…why don’t we go home and stare at each other? ~ Johnny Bravo.

It’s a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as me. ~ Johnny Bravo.

4%? That’s almost 5% ~ Johnny Bravo.

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