Del Boy is a fictional character from the BBC sitcom ‘Only Fools and Horses’.
Funniest Del Boy Quotes
Oh, leave it out Rodney, you couldn’t flog a black cat to a witch! ~ Del Boy.
You know it makes sense. ~ Del Boy.
They’re yuppies. They don’t speak proper English like what we do. ~ Del Boy.
This time next year we’ll be millionaires! ~ Del Boy.
Lovely jubbly! ~ Del Boy.
I got a Persian rug with more food on it than a menu. ~ Del Boy.
Not only have you managed to sink every battleship and aircraft carrier that you’ve ever sailed on, but now you’ve gone and knackered a gravy boat. ~ Del Boy.
Hilarious Del Boy Quotes
He who dares wins. He who hesitates… doesn’t. ~ Del Boy.
Rodney, everything between you and I is split straight down the middle: 60-40. ~ Del Boy.
She used to say, ‘It’s better to know you’ve lost than not to know you’ve won.’ Dear old Mum, she used to say some bloody stupid things. ~ Del Boy.
Not only have you managed to sink every battleship and aircraft carrier that you’ve ever sailed on, but now you’ve gone and knackered a gravy boat. ~ Del Boy.
He who dares wins. ~ Del Boy.
As Macbeth said to Hamlet in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, ‘We’ve been done up like a couple of kippers.’ ~ Del Boy.
No chance of this happening with Rodney, is there? World War Three! This plonker can’t even get Channel Three! ~ Del Boy.
I got a Persian rug with more food on it than a menu. ~ Del Boy.
Top Del Boy Quotes
One of my most favouritist meals is Duck à l’Orange, but I don’t know how to say that in French. ~ Del Boy.
Of course he couldn’t swim, he only had one bloody arm. He would have gone around in circles, wouldn’t he? ~ Del Boy.
I’m a black belt in origami. ~ Del Boy.
It’s the toughest chicken I’ve ever known. It’s asked me for a fight in the car park twice. ~ Del Boy.
There’s no point in running away. Running away only wears out your shoes. ~ Del Boy.
You plonker, Rodney! ~ Del Boy.
Best Del Boy Quotes
You’ve always been the same, even at school. Nothing but books, learning, education. That’s why you’re no good at snooker. ~ Del Boy.
I used to be a midfield dynamo, played like Paul Gascoigne. Boycie used to play like Bamber Gascoigne. ~ Del Boy.
I see it as a combination of my business acumen and salesmanship, and your ability to drive a three-wheeled van. Badly. ~ Del Boy.
Asking a Trotter if he knows anything about chandeliers is like asking Mr Kipling if he knows anything about cakes. ~ Del Boy.
If you had been in charge of The Last Supper it would have been a takeaway. ~ Del Boy.
You can’t trust the Old Bill, can ya? Look at that time they planted six gas cookers in my bedroom. ~ Del Boy.
French Del Boy Quotes
- Bain-marie!
- Chateauneuf du Pape!
- Creme de la Menthe!
- Au contraire!
- Pot Pourri!
- Bonnet de douche!
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