42 Funny Customer Service Quotes That You Will Enjoy

Sometimes there are some genuinely funny moments that result from working in customer service.

Here are some funny customer services quotes for you to enjoy.


Top 10 Funny Customer Service Quotes


A satisfied customer – we should have him stuffed! ~ Basil Fawlty.


Thank you for calling technical support. This call may be monitored so we can play it back at company parties for laughs. ~ Randy Glasbergen.


Although your customers won’t love you if you give bad service, your competitors will. ~ Kate Zabriskie.


A smile is a curve that sets things straight. ~ Unknown.


If you have a job without aggravations, you don’t have a job. ~ Malcolm Forbes.


Being on par in terms of price and quality only gets you into the game. Service wins the game. ~ Tony Alessandra.


Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. ~ Thomas Edison.


The irony of good customer service is that over time it will bring in more new customers than promotions and price slashing ever did! ~ Susan Ward.


Thank you for calling customer service. If you’re calm and rational, press 1. If you’re a whiner, press 2. If you’re a hot head, press 3. ~ Randy Glasbergen.


Swallowing your pride occasionally will never give you indigestion. ~ Unknown.

Funny Customer Service Quotes

Do you have an hour of funny Customer Service stories? or Could you make a Human Resource training film teaching people to get along better. Each time, I blurted out. Yes! Truthfully, I only had a vague notion of how to pull these things off, at the time. ~ Ross Shafer.


Customers are like teeth. Ignore them and they’ll go away. ~ Jerry Flanagan.

It never ceases to amaze me that companies spend millions to attract new customers (people they don’t know) and spend next to nothing to keep the ones they’ve got! Seems to me the budgets should be reversed!. ~ Tom Peters.

I empathize with women in their high heels so I’ll be there in my kilt and T-shirt and I’ll walk around all day just to prove that if I can wear the shoes for 36 hours then certainly our customer can wear them. ~ Marc Jacobs.

Dealing with people is probably the biggest problem you face, especially if you are in business. Yes, and that is also true if you are a housewife, architect or engineer. ~ Dale Carnegie.


Right or wrong, the customer is always right. ~ Marshall Field.

You know your business model is broken when you’re suing your customers. ~ Paul Graham.


Rule 1: The customer is always right. Rule 2: If the customer is ever wrong, re-read Rule 1. ~ Stew Leonard.

Best Funny Customer Service Quotes

Deep down, we believe that the problem put simply, is THEM. They, of course, believe WE are the problem. ~ Unknown.


A shoe without sex appeal is like a tree without leaves. Service without emotion is like a shoe without sex appeal. ~ Unknown.

A brand not responding on Twitter is like hanging up the phone on customers. With millions watching. ~ Dave Kerpen.


I used to be a sympathetic human being until I started working at a call center. ~ Unknown.

The first step in exceeding your customer’s expectations is to know those expectations. ~ Roy H. Williams.

Customers long to interact with – even relate to – employees who act like there is still a light on inside. ~ Chip Bell.


Acknowledging the obvious is known in comedy as calling the room. It means vocalizing exactly what’s going on in. ~ David Nihill.


Customer: A person who indirectly pays for all your vacations, hobbies, and golf games and gives you the opportunity to better yourself. ~ Unknown.

Customers perceive service in their own unique, idiosyncratic, emotional, irrational, end-of-the-day, and totally human terms. Perception is all there is! ~ Tom Peters.

The best customer service is if the customer doesn’t need to call you, doesn’t need to talk to you. It just works. ~ Jeff Bezos.


There’s no such thing as ‘hard sell’ and ‘soft sell.’ There’s only ‘smart sell’ and ‘stupid sell. ~ Leo Burnett.

All businesses need to be young forever. If your customer base ages with you, you’re Woolworth’s. ~ Jeff Bezos.


Thank your customer for complaining and mean it. Most will never bother to complain. They’ll just walk away. ~ Marilyn Suttle.

Famous Funny Customer Service Quotes

I don’t like customer service, because I don’t believe the customer should have to pay and help out too. ~ Jarod Kintz.


Customer service should not be a department. It should be the entire company. ~ Tony Hsieh.

A lot of people have fancy things to say about customer service, but it’s just a day-in, day-out, ongoing, never-ending, persevering, compassionate kind of activity. ~ Christopher McCormick.


If you’re not serving the customer, your job is to be serving someone who is. ~ Jan Carlzon.

Who picked, ‘I can’t get no satisfaction to be our on-hold music?” – Randy Glasbergen.

Your satisfaction is our top priority. So if you could try to act really satisfied, that would be a big help. ~ Randy Glasbergen.


Sales without Customer Service is like stuffing money into a pocket full of holes. ~ David Tooman.

Customer service is not a department, it’s everyone’s job. ~ Ken Blanchard.


Be dramatically willing to focus on the customer at all costs, even at the cost of obsoleting your own stuff. ~ Scott D. Cook.

In the world of Internet Customer Service, it’s important to remember your competitor is only one mouse click away. ~ Doug Warner.

So these were the 42 top quotes about Funny Customer Service.

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Chandan Negi
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