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68 Classic Morticia Addams Quotes from The Addams Family

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Morticia Addams is a fictional character from the television and film series The Addams Family. Charles Addams, a cartoonist, created the character in 1933.

Morticia Addams is the mother of Wednesday, Pugsley, Wednesday Jr., Pugsley Jr., and Pubert, as well as the wife of Gomez Addams. She is also the daisy-headed Ophelia Frump’s sister and the daughter of Granny and Grandpa Frump.

Her skin is pale, and she has long black hair. She usually wears tight-fitting black Gothic gowns with a hobble skirt to match her hair.

Morticia Addams epitomizes the ideal housewife: her husband Gomez likes and respects her, and she cooks, knits, and raises two children while keeping her cool.

You will find below a curated collection of popular Morticia Addams quotes to read and share with others.


Best Morticia Addams Quotes

One house, three children, so many windows. ~ Morticia Addams.

Darling, I always wear black. ~ Morticia Addams.

No, thank you. But do ask the children. ~ Morticia Addams.

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It’s impossible that blondes have more fun. ~ Morticia Addams.

Hearts are wild creatures; that’s why our ribs are cages. ~ Morticia Addams.

Salt, pepper, or cyanide? ~ Morticia Addams.

Darling, some people have a twisted sense of beauty. ~ Morticia Addams.

It has to be damp. ~ Morticia Addams.

Children, do you think we love the baby more than we love you? ~ Morticia Addams.

Black is such a happy color. c Morticia Addams.

Uncle Niknak’s winter wardrobe. Uncle Niknak’s summer wardrobe. Uncle Niknak. ~ Morticia Addams.

Funny Morticia Addams Quotes

I’ve been yours since that first day you carved my initials in your leg. ~ Morticia Addams.

Gomez, why don’t we go for a drive? The whole family. ~ Morticia Addams.

Children, this is Miss Jellinsky, our new nanny. What do we say? ~ Morticia Addams.

A day alone, only that would be death. ~ Morticia Addams.

Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind. ~ Morticia Addams.

Marvelous news. I’m going to have a baby. Right now. ~ Morticia Addams.

Why wait? ~ Morticia Addams.

Oh Gomez, it’s dark, it’s depressing, it’s desolate. It’s a dream. ~ Morticia Addams.

All the important numbers: Police, Fire Department, Morgue. ~ Morticia Addams.

To think, a child of mine! ~ Morticia Addams.

Well, not like he used to. ~ Morticia Addams.

Gomez, take those out of his mouth. ~ Morticia Addams.

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. ~ Morticia Addams.

Top Morticia Addams Quotes

You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange s*xual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him? ~ Morticia Addams.

Your turn, my ecstasy. ~ Morticia Addams.

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My major? Spells and hexes. ~ Morticia Addams.

Oh, no. Just you. ~ Morticia Addams.

That ring! ~ Morticia Addams.

Scream if you need anything. ~ Morticia Addams.

This morning when I woke up and the sky was all dark and cloudy, I knew right then and there that this was going to be a lovely day. ~ Morticia Addams.

There it is. Just what we’ve been searching for. Thank you, Thing. ~ Morticia Addams.

When we’re together, every night is Halloween. ~ Morticia Addams.

And our credo: Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc. ‘We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.’ Not just pretty words. ~ Morticia Addams.

Thoughtful Morticia Addams Quotes

You’ve had your shots? Measles, mumps, rabies? ~ Morticia Addams.

There’s nothing more romantic than a dark, chill attic in a thunderstorm. ~ Morticia Addams.

Do you think that when a new baby arrives, one of the other children has to die? ~ Morticia Addams.

You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie, pastels? ~ Morticia Addams.

About the séance tonight, I wish you’d come. It’s Gomez I’m terribly worried about. He won’t eat, he can’t sleep, he keeps coughing up blood. ~ Morticia Addams.

Classic Morticia Addams Quotes

Thing, you’re a handful. ~ Morticia Addams.

You are dearer to me than all the bats in all the caves in the world. ~ Morticia Addams.

So, you still desire me after all these years? The old ball and chain? ~ Morticia Addams.

Flora, Fauna, how can I compete? You’re twice the woman I am. ~ Morticia Addams.

How delightfully tragic! ~ Morticia Addams.

Hush, Mama! It’s for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them. ~ Morticia Addams.

Famous Morticia Addams Quotes

Oh, no. He lives. ~ Morticia Addams.

You’ve done this before. ~ Morticia Addams.

Children, we’re starting. Put down that antenna. ~ Morticia Addams.

I know it is wet, and the sun is not sunny. But we can have lots of good fun, that is funny. ~ Morticia Addams.

Gomez. Sun. Il me perce comme un poignard. ~ Morticia Addams.

Our whole family together – at last, three generations – above ground. ~ Morticia Addams.

Wednesday, look at all of the other children, their freckles, their bright little eyes, their eager, friendly smiles. Help them. ~ Morticia Addams.

Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job. ~ Morticia Addams.

My baby is ill, and my husband is dying. Oh, Mama, what shall I do? ~ Morticia Addams.

It’s so sweet. He looks just like a little entrée. ~ Morticia Addams.

Children, what are you doing? ~ Morticia Addams.

When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air. ~ Morticia Addams.

Our lifeless bodies rotting together for all eternity. ~ Morticia Addams.

But we’re late for the charity auction. ~ Morticia Addams.

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Wednesday, play with your food! ~ Morticia Addams.

An open grave. It was my first funeral. ~ Morticia Addams.

In this weather? With all the blue sky and sunshine? ~ Morticia Addams.

Life’s not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know. ~ Morticia Addams.

Did I just hear a peal of thunder? That’s the most heavenly sound. ~ Morticia Addams.

I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just; I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. ~ Morticia Addams.

Adieu, mon cher. ~ Morticia Addams.

Last night, you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again! ~ Morticia Addams.

Dead Man’s Curve. ~ Morticia Addams.

What glorious evening. Rain. ~ Morticia Addams.


So these were the 68 top Morticia Addams quotes and sayings.

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Chandan Negi

I’m Chandan Negi, the Founder of Internet Pillar. I love sharing quotes and sayings to inspire and motivate people.
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