Paul Lynde was an actor, comedian, voice artist, and game show panelist from the United States.


Best Paul Lynde Quotes

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If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death. ~ Paul Lynde.

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It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage. ~ Paul Lynde.

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I don’t know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he’s funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. ~ (Paul Lynde)

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I’m Liberace without a piano. ~ (Paul Lynde)

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I think basically an actor is a salesman. ~ (Paul Lynde)

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent but by far the worst room for conversation. I’d get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you. ~ (Paul Lynde)

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Sandwiches are wonderful. You don’t need a spoon or a plate! ~ (Paul Lynde)

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it? ~ (Paul Lynde)

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it’s not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter. ~ Paul Lynde.

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The doctor’s name was Sylvia. I told her she’d have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother’s name. ~ (Paul Lynde)

I feel now it’s useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I’ve decided if I can make people laugh, I’m making a more important contribution. ~ (Paul Lynde)

Top Paul Lynde Quotes

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Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I’m in trouble. ~ (Paul Lynde)

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I’ll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day. ~ (Paul Lynde).

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world. ~ (Paul Lynde)

An actor shouldn’t undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you’re better off not knowing. ~ (Paul Lynde)

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I don’t understand why people don’t remember my name. ~ (Paul Lynde)

I don’t always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I’ll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly. ~ (Paul Lynde)

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly. ~ (Paul Lynde)

Famous Paul Lynde Quotes

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I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185. ~ (Paul Lynde)

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that. ~ (Paul Lynde)

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world. ~ (Paul Lynde)

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable. ~ (Paul Lynde).

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My following is straight. I’m so glad. ~ (Paul Lynde)

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that. ~ (Paul Lynde)

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As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I’ve used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you’re exhausted. ~ (Paul Lynde).

Inspiring Paul Lynde Quotes

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored. ~ (Paul Lynde)

I laughed all the way through Love Story. ~ (Paul Lynde)

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Someday I’m going to go onstage in a dress if I want to. ~ (Paul Lynde)

My table seats eight, so that’s my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn’t get wrecked that way. ~ (Paul Lynde)

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The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn’t even own a belt. ~ (Paul Lynde)

My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasn’t been neglected. ~ (Paul Lynde)

I can’t even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery. ~ (Paul Lynde)

When I said I didn’t have a cent, I didn’t. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars. ~ (Paul Lynde)

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I wish I had the nerve not to tip. ~ (Paul Lynde)

I was obsessed with being rich and famous. ~ (Paul Lynde)

Mothers don’t want to pinch me or put me in their purse. ~ (Paul Lynde)

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I’ll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I’ve never found an easy way. ~ (Paul Lynde).

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I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. ~ (Paul Lynde)

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household. ~ (Paul Lynde)

I can’t stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable. ~ (Paul Lynde)

If I hadn’t become a celebrity, I’d probably be an alcoholic. ~ (Paul Lynde)

Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish? ~ (Paul Lynde).

So these were the 43 quotes from Paul Lynde.




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