Squirrels come in forms of various species and inhabit all continents.

Squirrels like eating nuts and they sometimes dangle upside-down from trees.

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Top 10 Squirrel Quotes

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Squirrel brains make you smart. ~ Kay Robertson.

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It’s easy to smile when you have a squirrel’s intellect. ~ Dylan Moran.

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Tricker the Squirrel is the best piece I ever wrote. It’s intricate. ~ Ken Kesey.

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She’s as nutty as squirrel poo. ~ J. K. Rowling.

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Giving advice to a stupid man is like giving salt to a squirrel.. ~ Asian-Indian Proverb.

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Squirrels are just rats with good publicity. ~ Garrison Wynn.

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A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit! ~ Sarah Jessica Parker.

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A leader does not rise for a squirrel. ~ Ngombe proverb.

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The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. ~ Henry David Thoreau.

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You can’t keep squirrels on the ground. ~ Mary Lasswell.

Best Squirrel Quotes

I like squirrels. They’re so adventurous. ~ Gabby Douglas.

The squirrel hoards nuts and the bee gathers honey, without knowing what they do, and they are thus provided for without selfishness or disgrace. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson.

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Pissed off like a little squirrel with a frozen pine cone. ~ Finnish Proverb.

The squirrel has not yet found the acorn that will grow to the oak that will be cut to form the cradle of the babe that will grow to slay me. ~ Neil Gaiman.

A fine lady is like squirrels-headed thing, with small airs and small notions; about as applicable to the business of life as a pair of tweezers to the clearing of a forest. ~ George Eliot.

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You can’t keep a squirrel on the ground. ~ Mary Lasswell.

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they’re very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they’re kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy. ~ Demetri Martin.

Well, it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels. ~ Lisa Kleypas.

Famous Squirrel Quotes

Nature is what we see – the hill, the afternoon, squirrel, eclipse, the bumblebee. Nay, nature is heaven. Nature is what we hear… ~ Emily Dickinson.

Sitting under a tree in a park in the summer, listening to birds and squirrels chirping while reading a good book is priceless. ~ Charmaine J. Forde.

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Rarely does one see a squirrel tremble. ~ Zadie Smith.

It’s like a cliché, but true, that writing is intensely solitary and at times really lonely. I sit in one room and talk to squirrels and blue jays all day. ~ Douglas Coupland.

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The highway of life is filled with flat squirrels that couldn’t make a decision. ~ John C. Maxwell.

There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb. ~ George W. Bush.

Popular Squirrel Quotes

A leader does not rise for a squirrel. ~ African Proverb.

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To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it. ~ Demetri Martin.

Never lose sight of an antelope for a dashing squirrel. ~ PLO Lumumba.

Giving advice to a stupid man is like giving salt to a squirrel. ~ Kashmiri Proverb.

I have great instincts, like the instincts of squirrels. You know, like when you’re driving and a squirrel stops in the middle of the road. ~ Simon Helberg.

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The squirrel does not talk back to the elephant. ~ Angolan Proverb.

The first pleasant days of spring come out like a squirrel and go in again. ~ Henry David Thoreau.

Deep Squirrel Quotes

This squirrel is inadequately afraid of humans! Squirrel, I am a threat to you! We are enemies! Please get off my bench! Oh, god! Oh, God! Don’t touch me – oh, God! ~ John Green.

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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood. ~ Bob Saget.

The squirrels hoard nuts and the bee gathers honey, without knowing what they do, and they are thus provided for without selfishness or disgrace. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson.

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. ~ Millicent Fenwick.

We all have this deep-rooted fascination with the wild. It’s as simple as feeding squirrels and pigeons on a park bench for some people. ~ Nick Jans.

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Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. ~ English Proverb.

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns – I think I heard that from a squirrel. ~ Jerry Coleman.

Profound Squirrel Quotes

The squirrels, leaping joyfully from branch to branch: not a single one doubts its existence. ~ Marty Rubin.

People look at me like I’m a little strange, when I go around talking to squirrels and rabbits and stuff. That’s ok. That’s just ok. ~ Bob Ross.

The squirrel can beat the rabbit climbing a tree, but then the rabbit makes the best stew that sort of equalizes the thing. ~ African American Proverb.

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Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and again. ~ Will Smith.

You can’t be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. ~ Hal Borland.


So these were the 47 top quotes about Squirrel.

If you like these quotes and sayings, then you can also read my other posts on Grasshopper quotes and Penguin quotes.