Chuck Palahniuk is an American author and freelance journalist who calls his work “transgressional fiction.”

He’s written 19 novels, three nonfiction books, two graphic novels, and two adult colouring books, in addition to a number of short tales.

He is most known for writing the novel Fight Club, which was also adapted into a film starring Brad Pitt and Edward Norton.

We have selected some of the best quotes from Chuck Palahniuk for you.


Best Chuck Palahniuk Quotes & Sayings You Must Read

1. “No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

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2. “This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

3. “You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

4. “Your past is just a story. And once you realize this it has no power over you.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

5. “We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

6. “It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

7. “It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

8. “Life is short, death is forever.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

9. “I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

10. “Art never comes from happiness.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

11. “If you don’t know what you want, you end up with a lot you don’t.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

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12. “This was freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

13. “Maybe self-improvement isn’t the answer, maybe self-destruction is the answer.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

14. “Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I’ve ever known.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

15. “There’s nothing special in the world. Nothing magic. Just physics.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

16. “If you died right now, how would you feel about your life?” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

17. “Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It’s only after you’ve lost everything that you’re free to do anything. Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

18. “The first rule of fight club is, you don’t talk about fight club.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

19. “You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

20. “How much can you know about yourself if you’ve never been in a fight?” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

21. “Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

22. “Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

23. “We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

24. “Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

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25. “May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

26. “I don’t want to die without any scars.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

27. “Find out what you’re afraid of and go live there.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

28. “People don’t listen, they just wait for their turn to talk.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

29. “The lower you fall, the higher you’ll fly.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

30. “On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

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31. “What would Tyler Durden do?” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

32. “Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly – all these make for great stories.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

33. “Don’t do what you want. Do what you don’t want. Do what you’re trained not to want. Do the things that scare you the most.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

34. “We’ll never be as young as we are tonight.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

35. “You’re always haunted by the idea you’re wasting your life.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

36. “What we call chaos is just patterns we haven’t recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can’t decipher.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

37. “What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

38. “If you can change the way people think. The way they see themselves. The way they see the world. If you do that, you can change the way people live their lives. That’s the only lasting thing you can create.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

39. “Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

40. “Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and stupid and foolish.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

41. “Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

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42. “Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

43. “How everything you ever love will reject you or die. Everything you ever create will be thrown away. Everything you’re proud of will end up as trash.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

44. “I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise. I am Jack’s Broken Heart.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

45. “Do you know why most survivors of the Holocaust are vegan? It’s because they know what it’s like to be treated like an animal.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

46. “If you love something, set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

47. “Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can hurt like hell.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

48. “I’m a toxic waste byproduct of God’s creation.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

49. “What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

50. “Love and life belongs to great risk.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

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51. “Carl Jung called this his shadow work. He said we never see others. Instead we see only aspects of ourselves that fall over them. Shadows. Projections. Our associations.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

52. “Sorry, mom. Sorry, God.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

53. “Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just trained to be dissatisfied with what I have now?” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

54. “Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

55. “With insomnia, you’re never really awake; but you’re never really asleep.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

56. “Everyone’s in their own personal coma.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

57. “The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it’s only intangibles, ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

58. “You gain power by pretending to be weak. By contrast, you make people feel strong. You save people by letting them save you.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

59. “I’m working harder than I have ever worked in my entire life, but what the hell, my life is my job now, and my job is my life and that’s the way it should be.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

60. “Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

61. “There’s no escaping fate, it just keeps going. Day and night, the future just keeps coming at you.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

62. “We’re consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don’t concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy’s name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra…” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

63. “The truth is you can be orphaned again and again and again. The truth is, you will be. And the secret is, this will hurt less and less each time until you can’t feel a thing. Trust me on this.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

64. “That’s why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. You can’t control life, at least you can control your version.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

65. “College is like a fountain of knowledge – and the students are there to drink.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

66. “I am Jack’s smirking revenge.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

67. “The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

68. “What you have to consider is the possibility that God doesn’t like you. Could be, God hates us. This is not the worst thing that could happen.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

69. “I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

70. “The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

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71. “If You Don’t Claim Your Humanity, You Will Become A Statistic.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

72. “Sex pretty much cures everything.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

73. “When you reach the end of your life – trust me, you won’t look back and savor the moments you spent alone.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

74. “You’ll need to suffer to make any real art.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

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75. “You have endless ways you can commit suicide without dying.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

76. “People fall so in love with their pain, they can’t leave it behind. The same as the stories they tell. We trap ourselves.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

77. “There are only patterns. Patterns on top of patterns, patterns that affect other patterns, patterns hidden by patterns, patterns within patterns.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

78. “Just for the record, the weather today is increasing turmoil with a possible physical and emotional breakdown.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

79. “There’s no way you can get the past right. You can pretend. You can delude yourself, but you can’t recreate what’s over.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

80. “No, it’s not fair, but what makes Earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven. Earth is earth. Dead is dead. You’ll find out for yourself soon enough. It won’t help the situation for you to get all upset.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

81. “Marla’s philosophy of life, she told me, is that she can die at any moment. The tragedy of her life is that she doesn’t.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

82. “The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

83. “It’s easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

84. “The best fights don’t occur between strangers. They occur between friends who trust each other.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

85. “No, none of us seem so very real. We’re only supporting characters in the lives of each other. Any real truth, any precious fact will always be lost in a mountain of shattered make-believe.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

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86. “The more things you own, the more they own you.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

87. “You are permanent, but this life is not.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

88. “What you see at fight club is a generation of men raised by women.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

89. “Drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it was all just another way to find peace. To escape what we know. Our education. Our bite of the apple.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

90. “Your birth is a mistake you’ll spend your whole life trying to correct.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

91. “I’m living the life I love, I tell myself, and loving the life I live. I tell myself: I deserved this. This is exactly what I wanted.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

92. “It’s pathetic how we can’t live with the things we can’t understand. How we need everything labeled and explained and deconstructed.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

93. “It’s only in drugs or death we’ll see anything new, and death is just too controlling.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

94. “If emotion can create a physical action, then duplicating the physical action can re-create the emotion.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

95. “I am an invisible monster, and I am incapable of loving anybody. You don’t know which is worse.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

96. “You always kill the one you love.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

97. “A male chauvinist pig isn’t born, he’s made, and more and more of them are being made by women.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

98. “The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up. The shortcut to closing a door is to bury yourself in the details. This is how we must look to God. As if everything’s fine.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

992. “All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

100. “No matter how much you think you love somebody, you’ll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

101. “You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it’s just teeth.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

102. “Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

103. “Someday you will die, and until you know that, you’re useless to me.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

104. “Only after disaster can we be resurrected.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

105. “It only takes one mistake and nothing else you ever do will matter. No matter how hard you work or how smart you become, you’ll always be known for that one poor choice.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

106. “The answer is there is no answer.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

107. “So here I am. This is as good as it gets. Take it or leave it.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

108. “The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

109. “Nothing happened, and nothing kept happening.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

110. “Without true chaos, we can never have true peace.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).

111. “I want to have your abortion.” ~ (Chuck Palahniuk).


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