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42 Weed and Stoner Quotes for Those Who Live High

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Weed and Stoner Quotes

We have listed some of the best Stoner and Weed Quotes for you.


I got high, and forgot I wasn’t supposed to get high. ~ Ricky Williams.

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Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me, my friend. ~ Ben Harper.

It has always been said that wealth cannot buy you joy, but it can buy you marijuana and that is just enough. ~ Unknown.

Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy. ~ Unknown.

I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about getting weed is getting caught with it. ~ Bill Murray.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit unnatural? ~ Bill Hicks.

The biggest killer on the planet is stress, and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis. ~ Willie Nelson.

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If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don’t go after it. ~ John Lennon.

That is not a drug, it’s a leaf. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Best Weed and Stoner Quotes

A friend with weed is a friend indeed, and a friend who shares is a friend who cares. ~ Unknown.

Of course I know how to roll a joint. ~ Martha Stewart.

I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits – and millions of Americans agree with me. ~ Hunter S. Thompson.

Couples who blaze together, stay together. ~ Unknown.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. ~ Bob Marley.

Smoke the marijuana and get high. Stay above the wicked and fly. ~ Snoop Dogg.

Stop killing each other man. Let’s just smoke a blunt. ~ Tupac.

Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you don’t need to show me any data. ~ Greg Scott.

I have used cannabis all over the world. ~ Rick Steves.

Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses. ~ Hugh Hefner

Don’t worry. Don’t cry. Smoke weed and get high. ~ Unknown.

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. ~ Bob Marley.

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It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned. ~ Bill Lee.

Alcohol kills. Weed chills. ~ Unknown.

Best Stoner Quotes

A marijuana high can enhance core human mental abilities. ~ Sebastian Marincolo.

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. ~ Richard Neville.

It makes me feel the way I need to feel. ~ Snoop Dogg.

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong? ~ Willie Nelson.

Many artists and writers have used cannabis for creative stimulation – from the writers of the world’s religious masterpieces to our most irreverent satirists. ~ Jack Herer.

‎You know what I’m really tired of is people getting arrested for the possession of marijuana. It’s just a plant. It makes no sense. ~ Madeline Martinez.

We talk to each other in code. We said that 420 was a special number. It was a time. It was a date. It was a symbol for what we did for passive resistance. ~ Rick Cusick.

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Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy. ~ Kid Cudi.

 When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. ~ Barack Obama.

I don’t consider weed to be any worse than having a beer. ~ James Franco.

Short Stoner Quotes

I wake up early in the morning and it feels so good. Smoking on some shit that you wish you could. ~ Snoop Dogg.

A friend with weed is a friend indeed…― Pops O’Donnell.

Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see. ~ Thomas Jefferson.

Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see. ~ Thomas Jefferson.

Every night is the perfect night to smoke weed. ~ Unknown.

Don’t kill my high because you’re low. ~ Unknown.

If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don’t go after it. ~ John Lennon.

I don’t think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol. ~ Barack Obama.

Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable. ~ Kurt Vonnegut.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit… unnatural? ~ Bill Hicks.



Chandan Negi

I’m Chandan Negi, the Founder of Internet Pillar. I love sharing quotes and sayings to inspire and motivate people.
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