Weed and Stoner Quotes
I got high, and forgot I wasn’t supposed to get high. ~ Ricky Williams.
Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me, my friend. ~ Ben Harper.
It has always been said that wealth cannot buy you joy, but it can buy you mar**uana and that is just enough. ~ Unknown.
Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy. ~ Unknown.
I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about getting weed is getting caught with it. ~ Bill Murray.
Why is mar**uana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit unnatural? ~ Bill Hicks.
The biggest killer on the planet is stress, and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis. ~ Willie Nelson.
If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don’t go after it. ~ John Lennon.
That is not a drug, it’s a leaf. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Best Weed and Stoner Quotes
A friend with weed is a friend indeed, and a friend who shares is a friend who cares. ~ Unknown.
Of course I know how to roll a joint. ~ Martha Stewart.
I have always loved mar**uana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits – and millions of Americans agree with me. ~ Hunter S. Thompson.
Couples who blaze together, stay together. ~ Unknown.
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. ~ Bob Marley.
Stop killing each other man. Let’s just smoke a blunt. ~ Tupac.
I have used cannabis all over the world. ~ Rick Steves.
Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses. ~ Hugh Hefner
Don’t worry. Don’t cry. Smoke weed and get high. ~ Unknown.
When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. ~ Bob Marley.
It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned. ~ Bill Lee.
Alcohol kills. Weed chills. ~ Unknown.
Best Stoner Quotes
A mar**uana high can enhance core human mental abilities. ~ Sebastian Marincolo.
Is mar**uana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. ~ Richard Neville.
It makes me feel the way I need to feel. ~ Snoop Dogg.
I think people need to be educated to the fact that mar**uana is not a drug. mar**uana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong? ~ Willie Nelson.
Many artists and writers have used cannabis for creative stimulation – from the writers of the world’s religious masterpieces to our most irreverent satirists. ~ Jack Herer.
You know what I’m really tired of is people getting arrested for the possession of mar**uana. It’s just a plant. It makes no sense. ~ Madeline Martinez.
We talk to each other in code. We said that 420 was a special number. It was a time. It was a date. It was a symbol for what we did for passive resistance. ~ Rick Cusick.
Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy. ~ Kid Cudi.
When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. ~ Barack Obama.
I don’t consider weed to be any worse than having a beer. ~ James Franco.
Popular Stoner Quotes
I wake up early in the morning and it feels so good. Smoking on some s*it that you wish you could. ~ Snoop Dogg.
A friend with weed is a friend indeed…― Pops O’Donnell.
Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see. ~ Thomas Jefferson.
Every night is the perfect night to smoke weed. ~ Unknown.
Don’t kill my high because you’re low. ~ Unknown.
If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don’t go after it. ~ John Lennon.
I don’t think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol. ~ Barack Obama.
Alcohol and mar**uana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable. ~ Kurt Vonnegut.
Why is mar**uana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit… unnatural? ~ Bill Hicks.
