27 Best Phlebotomist Quotes and Sayings

Phlebotomists play a very important role in healthcare by drawing blood for lab tests and procedures.

It’s quite a challenging job that requires skill, patience, and compassion.

Despite the challenges, phlebotomists are known for their positive attitude and sense of humor, which often shine through in the quotes and sayings they share.

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From funny quips to inspirational words of wisdom, the best phlebotomist quotes and sayings capture the unique experience of working in this field.

Here are some amazing quotes about Phlebotomist


Funny Phlebotomist Quotes

Vampire cleverly disguised as a phlebotomist.

Phlebotomists can’t fix stupid, but we take stabs at it.

Never give up. We always stick with it.

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I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.

Do not make me use my Phlebotomist voice.

Trust me I’m a phlebotomist. I deal with pricks every day.

I stab people for a Living.

A single pint can save 3 lives. A single gesture can create a million smiles.

When other little girls wanted to be a ballerinas, I kind of wanted to be a Vampire.

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Phlebotomist Quotes

I used to work in a hospital, in a laboratory doing phlebotomy. I was a vampire. ~ John Edward.

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I work for what I want. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita.

I regret,’ said he, ‘that I have no cup; but, as you see, I can practise phlebotomy with a bottle. ~ Rafael Sabatini.

As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn’t matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife’s Bill Clinton. She feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights. ~ Jim Gaffigan.

You can’t, or you shouldn’t, be nominated for an Oscar unless you’ve turned in a performance that’s special. ~ Rita Moreno.

Much of the misgiving that Muslims feel for the West stems from our strong emphasis on freedom, always a risky enterprise. I’ve heard some say they would rather rear their children in a closely guarded Islamic society than in the United States, where freedom so often leads to decadence. ~ Philip Yancey.

Ideological conformity depends on conditions of prosperity; it has no staying~power of its own. ~ Paul Mattick.

If she had ordered me to throw myself down then, I would have done it! If she had said it only as a joke, said it with contempt, spitting on me even then I would have jumped! ~ Fyodor Dostoyevsky.

Those interested in celestial navigation are advised to first obtain a rudimentary knowledge of integral calculus, phlebotomy, astral physics and related subjects. The use of liquor is strictly forbidden on interplanetary flights. ~ Henry Miller.

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You know you are a Phlebotomist when you recognize their Median Antecubital Vein rather than their face.

Best Phlebotomist Quotes

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I’m a phlebotomist disguised as a person.

We get things Spun, Run and Done.

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Marry a phlebotomist. they’ll stick around.

There’ve been periods where I had to convince the audience or win them over. ~ Dan Hicks.

Don’t mess with me. I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.

Smile and talk to your patient. If you act confident and calm, you will help them feel at ease.

The art of phlebotomy originated with bloodletting in 1400 B.C., and the modern clinical lab emerged in the 1960s and it has not fundamentally evolved since then. You go in, sit down, they put a tourniquet on your arm, stick you with a needle, take these tubes and tubes of blood. ~ Elizabeth Holmes.

It’s a bloody job, but someone has to do it.


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