Mushroom Quotes

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A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. ~ John Cage.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he’s a fungi! ~ Louis Tomlinson.

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The virus-to-cancer connection is where medicinal mushrooms offer unique opportunities for medical research. ~ Paul Stamets.

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I suppose the old natural stuff would be ok, the old mushroom, but I wouldn’t advise anyone to do it. ~ Noel Redding.

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The rich, hearty flavor of portobello mushroom caps are a dynamite alternative to the traditional burger. ~ Katie Lee.

Attend to mushrooms and all other things will answer up. ~ A. R. Ammons.

Barley and mushroom is a soothing combination. It’s mainly a textural thing, with the barley both gently breaking and enhancing the mushroomy gloopiness. ~ Yotam Ottolenghi.

If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools. ~ Katherine Mansfield.

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Falling in love is like eating mushrooms, you never know if it’s the real thing until it’s too late. ~ Bill Ballance.

Well, a peach has a lovely taste and so does a mushroom, but you can’t put the two together. ~ Arthur Golden.

I’m a mushroom freak. I make a mushroom soup where I use maybe six or seven varieties, not just portobello and shiitake, but dried porcini and morels. ~ Itzhak Perlman.

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We don’t want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud. ~ Condoleezza Rice.

The only evil that associates itself with mushrooms is taking too little. ~ Terence McKenna.

Best Mushroom Quotes

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. ~ John Tyler Bonner.

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Mushrooms can be very fancy. It’s the closest you can get to eating dirt. ~ Tom Colicchio.

From dead plant matter to nematodes to bacteria, never underestimate the cleverness of mushrooms to find new food! ~ Paul Stamets.

Wherever there were horses or ponies the mushrooms always sprang up. ~ Edna O’Brien.

Nature alone is antique, and the oldest art a mushroom. ~ Thomas Carlyle.

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. ~ Woody Allen.

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. ~ Joel Fuhrman.

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Top Mushroom Quotes

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. ~ Shirley Conran.

You’re not a man, you’re a mushroom! ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry.

Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit. ~ Terry Pratchett.

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal. ~ Charles E. McKenzie.

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People like to keep their little secrets to themselves. It’s like growing mushrooms in the cellar and running down to take a look at them now and then. ~ Marjorie Kellogg.